Humor: 10 commandments - Minnesota Style

Duane sent this to me.

1. Der's only one god, ya know.
2. don't make that fish on your mantle an idol.
3. Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.
4. go to church even when you're up Nort.
5. Honor your folks.
6. Don't kill. Catch and release.
7. There is only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin'.
8. If it ain't your lutefisk, don't take it.
9. Keep your mind off your neighbor's hotdish.
10. Don't be braggin'about how much snow ya shoveled.