TNA iMPACT recap for 03/01/2007
You are about to read an OC Times first. I am about to recap a show I haven't actually watched.
A lot of things happened on iMPACT last night. Stuff that involved the feuding of various people took up a lot of the show.
Then, it happened.
Samoa Joe was pinned, by Tyson "phu-king" Tomko
I don't care if a zillion men interfered, Samoa Joe should never be pinned by Phu-king Tomko.
Tomko is a man who most people remember as the guy who couldn't win matches on WWE Heat. Now, he's pinning the next NWA World Champion. This should never have happened, never!
Samoa Joe should not be doing jobs on TV, period. However, if he is to do a job on TV it should never be to a person like Tomko. I've heard that TNA is looking to sign Scotty Too Hotty and the Brooklyn Brawler to come in and beat him next week.
Vince Russo probably thinks, "But, if Joe loses to Tomko, then Tomko is raised to Joe's level." No, if Samoa Joe loses to Tomko you shish-ka-bob loving retard, he is dropped to Tomko's level.
Even if in theory Tomko was elevated to Samoa Joe's level by beating him, which isn't going to happen, but even if it did...Tomko doesn't need to be at the level of Samoa Joe.
It is crazy to think that not everyone needs to be at the same level and in fact some people called stars need to be at higher levels. See, if you watch Raw, it is phu-king obvious who the top star is, and here's a hint it isn't Super Crazy. Cena is the man. On Smackdown, for God Jesus and Mr. McMahon only knows what reason, Batista has been the man. Batista's not jobbing to Shannon Moore to bring Moore up to his level.
If TNA must copy WWE why can't they at least also copy that part of the formula?
I advocate a bullet to the head. Either a bullet to the head of Russo, the whole company or me, just so long as it is Russo that really gets shot. Now I know what you're thinking, doesn't that sound like a threat? The answer is no, because you see Russo has no brain, and so if you do shoot him in the head it will just pass right through and come out the other side. The only harm might be inflicted on the bullet itself. Actually, because a perfectly good bullet might be wasted for no good reason, please disregard the idea of a bullet to Russo's head. You'd be better off flushing your bullet down the toilet for all it would do.
I beg SpikeTV to cancel this shit.
A lot of things happened on iMPACT last night. Stuff that involved the feuding of various people took up a lot of the show.
Then, it happened.
Samoa Joe was pinned, by Tyson "phu-king" Tomko
I don't care if a zillion men interfered, Samoa Joe should never be pinned by Phu-king Tomko.
Tomko is a man who most people remember as the guy who couldn't win matches on WWE Heat. Now, he's pinning the next NWA World Champion. This should never have happened, never!
Samoa Joe should not be doing jobs on TV, period. However, if he is to do a job on TV it should never be to a person like Tomko. I've heard that TNA is looking to sign Scotty Too Hotty and the Brooklyn Brawler to come in and beat him next week.
Vince Russo probably thinks, "But, if Joe loses to Tomko, then Tomko is raised to Joe's level." No, if Samoa Joe loses to Tomko you shish-ka-bob loving retard, he is dropped to Tomko's level.
Even if in theory Tomko was elevated to Samoa Joe's level by beating him, which isn't going to happen, but even if it did...Tomko doesn't need to be at the level of Samoa Joe.
It is crazy to think that not everyone needs to be at the same level and in fact some people called stars need to be at higher levels. See, if you watch Raw, it is phu-king obvious who the top star is, and here's a hint it isn't Super Crazy. Cena is the man. On Smackdown, for God Jesus and Mr. McMahon only knows what reason, Batista has been the man. Batista's not jobbing to Shannon Moore to bring Moore up to his level.
If TNA must copy WWE why can't they at least also copy that part of the formula?
I advocate a bullet to the head. Either a bullet to the head of Russo, the whole company or me, just so long as it is Russo that really gets shot. Now I know what you're thinking, doesn't that sound like a threat? The answer is no, because you see Russo has no brain, and so if you do shoot him in the head it will just pass right through and come out the other side. The only harm might be inflicted on the bullet itself. Actually, because a perfectly good bullet might be wasted for no good reason, please disregard the idea of a bullet to Russo's head. You'd be better off flushing your bullet down the toilet for all it would do.
I beg SpikeTV to cancel this shit.
Labels: iMPACT, OCC Opinion, OCC Television Coverage, TNA
posted by Casey Trowbridge at 3/02/2007 11:56:00 AM
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