WWE RAW 3/12/07 Live Coverage

Good evening everyone and welcome to RAW! I'm your host good ol' WW. Tonight promises to be more exciting than anything TNA has to offer.



Video package of what happened with HBK and Cena last week. We're now live with Cena coming out. He grabs a mic and gives us his own recap of what's been happening with him and HBK then says he isn't going to allow himself to get stabbed in the back. HBK is now out with his own mic but Cena cuts him off. Michaels is allowed to talk and says he's gonna be WWE Champion at Wrestlemania. Least WWE doesn't have to worry about their titles being taken away. HBK asks when Cena is going to stab him in the back. They're about to go at it but Coach comes out and sets up 3 seperate matches for the Tag Team Titles with the 3rd being in a cage. Backstage now with Trump coming out of a limo. Flair, Carlito and Orton are in a Triple Threat match for the final Money in the Bank spot.

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Next Hall of Fame Inductee is Mr. Fuji! Another awesome video package. Backstage with Mick Foley who plugs his book. Ashley shows up and wants a trade. Mick and Simmons see a pic of Ashley in Playboy and you know what he says. They just had a hilarious tale of the tape for Trump and Vince. Vince asks the make up lady who has the best hair but Coach in and says he does.

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More video of celebrities wanting Trump's head shaved. MITB qualifyer is the first match of the night. Flair and Carlito double team Orton for a while, lighting him up with chops. Carlito gets a few nearfalls while Flair stands there. Flair and Carlito argue about who will pin Orton, Flair shoves Carlito then gets a backcracker when he turns his back. Orton throws Carlito out then RKOs Flair to eliminate him.

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Orton in control now with a Boston Crab but Carlito makes it to the ropes. Nearfall for Orton who follows it up by punching Carlito in a corner. Carlito fighting back but misses a dropkick. RKO blocked as Carlito hits a rana then a flapjack for 2. Nice enziguri that gets Carlito another nearfall. Orton stradles Carlito on the ropes then hits the RKO to be the final qualifier. Very good opener that sets Carlito and Flair up for a possible Mania match. Interesting video package of what has happened between Lashley and Vince over the past couple weeks.

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Masterlock challenge time. Nobody comes out so Masters volunteers Lilian. Super Crazy finally comes out, hits a few moves then gets the Masterlock. Backstage now with Vince coming out of a limo. He talks to Trump's driver and says that his limo is bigger. Video of Foley plugging his book.

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Awesome tribute video for Ernie Ladd. Backstage with Edge and Orton. Orton says the only reason Edge is undefeated is because he hasn't faced him. Lillian directs everyone's attention to the Titantron for a "Public Service Announcement." The "Holy Crap!" moment of the night is brought to you by The Rock!!! He says Umaga in Samoan is "shrivled up monkey penis."

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Video of Ashley's Playboy signing. HBK and Cena's first opponents are The World's Greatest Tag Team. Great fisherman suplex on Shelton gets Cena a nearfall. Haas tagged in and gets a nearfall. HBK tagged in and cleans house. Nice DDT on Haas and Shelton clotheslined outside. HBK was going for SCM but Cena tags himself in and makes Haas tap out to the STFU. Cade and Murdoch out now. C&M in control of HBK with double team moves. Cena now tagged in who has Murdoch set up for the FU but HBK superkicks Murdoch and Cena pins him.

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MNM are already in the cage and in control. Cena tags HBK in who gets thrown into the cage. Nitro in firm control but misses a corkscrew moonsault. Mercury tagged in who cuts off the tag to Cena. HBK manages to get Cena tagged back in who throws Mercury into the cage. I feel sorry for Mercury as HBK and Cena use him to 1 up each other. Mercury superkicked then FUed and they remain Tag Team champs. All 3 teams have now come in but are easily dispatched. Cena grabs a chair and acts like he's gonna hit HBK with it but clobbers Haas in the head then walks off.

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Jeff Hardy is supposed to take on Edge but Edge comes out in regular clothes. He grabs a mic and his racial excuse for not wrestling this week is Native Americans. The man he picked to face Jeff tonight is none other than The Great Khali. Jeff won't back down but he can definetly get knocked down. Kane has now come out and has his See No Evil weapon. He uses it to knock over the annoucne table. Backstage with Trump asking the makeup lady is Vince's hair is real and she really doesn't want to say.

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Melina and Torrie are on pretty late which is nice. Torrie doesn't know that many wrestling moves so I hope this is at least a decent match. Torrie with a couple nearfalls but Melina hangs her on the ropes and gets control. Nice suplex reversal by Melina and she holds the tights for the win. Mickie, Victoria and Ashley have come out with Mickie and Ashley attacking Melina. Backstage with Edge kissing up to Vince. He asks for Randy Orton to take on Lashley tomorrow on ECW and if Orton fails to show up he's out of the MITB Ladder match.

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Vince is now out for the contract signing. Crowd starts up with the "What?" chant. He then introduces Shriveled Up Monkey Penis. Vince now runs down Trump. Trump is accompanied tonight by Maria and Candice. Trump gets a mic and says his grapefruits ain't nothing compared to his Trump Towers then introduces Lashley. They talk for a while the Austin comes out. He takes Vince's mic and asks the crowd who they think should get their head shaved and tells Trump not to cross him. He now asks Vince if he's got a problem with bald headed people. Vince now puts his own spin on what Austin has said then leaves the ring. Trump gets Vince's attention by showing him a picture with his head shaved the challenges Vince to get back in the ring and he obliges. Trump shoves Vince over the table then leaves the ring to end the show.