TNA Slammiversary Live Coverage
Welcome to my coverage of Slammiversary. I am coming to you live from Casey's apartment with the usual suspects. You can be assured that we will break down into "Friends" and quotes from other TV shows and movies when there is a boring match. Based on the card tonight we could be doing that a lot.
LAX w/Konnan vs. Senshi/Rhino w/Hector Guerrero. Homicide and Rhino start out as Don West professes his love for Mike Tenay. I just hope they don't get all...mooshy throughout the rest of the show. Rhino just threw Homicide to the outside like he was nothing. Homicide came back in but gets another power move which gets Rhino 2. Senshi and Hernandez are now in and Senshi kicks Hernandez a few times but doesn't move Hernandez when he tries to come off the ropes. Hernandez gets kicked some more then Rhino gets a shot in getting Senshi a nearfall. Homicide distracts Senshi which allows Hernandez to throw Senshi literally across the ring then tags in Homicide who gets 2. Hernandez back in who gives Senshi an overhead belly to belly for 2. Homicide back in with a top rope elbow for 2 then tags Hernandez back in who puts a bearhig on Senshi. Senshi fights out of it but quickly gets overpowered. Hernandez tries for a powebomb but Senshi reverses into a mini double stomp and Rhino gets the hot tag and cleans house. Homicide back in but gets a spinebuster. Senshi pulls the top rope down and takes Hernandez out for the remainder of the match. Rhino Gores Homicide for the win and LAX don't do a post match beatdown which is surprising.
JB is trying to get info from Cornette about a few things but EY comes by and talks about his match. Ms. Brooks comes in and tries to seduce him. Gail comes and in convinces him not to listen to her by kissing him and Casey is going ballistic. Seriously, Casey is throwing things around and being a total bitch.
Chirs Sabin vs. Black Machismo for the X-Division Title. Kevin Nash is out for commentary and Sonjay Dutt is now "The Guru". Nash is having trouble with his mic but he's back not too long after. Lethal had early control but Sabin hits a cheapshot and gets a few shots in. Lethal fights back, hits a high risk move on the outside then rolls Sabin in for a couple nearfalls. Sabin moves out of the way in a corner then hits a couple knees to Lethal's head for a nearfall. Sabin showboats for a bit then gets a nearfall. Sabin slaps Lethal then punches him down in a corner. Sabin spends too much time shwoboating this time which allows Lethal to take control and gets a nearfall. Sabin and Lethal fighting on top with Lethal stopping Sabin from doing a top rope rana then gets 2. Lethal taking too much time on top which allows Sabin to kick him a few times for 2. Sabin tries for the Cradleshock but Lethal fights back and hits the Flying Elbow to become the new X-Division Champion!
Leticia interviewing James Storm. Your typical pre match interview with Storm hitting all the hotpsots. Jacqie asks how much Leticia paid for her breast implants then tells her they're lopsided.
Wycheck/Lynn vs. Storm/Killings. Lynn and Killings (of course) start things out. Wycheck and Storm are now in. Storm gets the advantage then he grabs a Titans football helmet then Storm and Killings make fun of the Titans. Wycheck has taken control and actually hits a dropkick on Storm and sends Killings out. Wycheck throws Lynn at both men. Killings has Wycheck chase him which allows Storm to clothesline him. Storm hits a big kick and Killings throws a chair in which is taken away quickly by the ref. Lynn gets the hot tag but Killings hits him from behind then Storm hits the Eye of the Storm. Killings in and he and Lynn connect with cross body blocks. Wycheck now tagged in and he takes it to Storm and Killings. Storm hits a superkick on Wycheck but one of the guys that came down with Wycheck pulls Storm out and attacks him spitting beer in his face earlier in the match. Finish is Wycheck hitting the Cradle Piledriver on Storm for the win.
Alex Shelley vs. Bob Backlund. Exchange of punches with Shelley gaining the advanatge and putting on an arm lock. Backlund fights out and hits a double underhook suplex. Backlund goes for the chicken wing but Sabin comes out to stop it. Backlund fights off Sabin then rolls Shelley up for the win. Sabin tries to put the chicken wing on Backlund but Backlund ends up getting the chicken wing on both of them. Nash and Lynn have come out but Nash big boots Lynn then Sabin and Shelley attack Lynn. Lethal runs out and clears the ring of them.
Daniels is in the crowd saying Sting has made a mistake and that he's gonna be TNA World Champion.
Damaja/Basham vs. VKM. D&B jumpstart the match but VKM gain control then Kip runs Christy into the ring for a bit as the bell finally rings. D&B double team BG and Christy rips up a "Women Can't Wrestle" like sign on the outside. Finish is BG stopping a double team move and Kip rolling up Basham for the win. Kip chases Christy up the ramp but Hoyt catches her and takes back to the ring. Kip looks like he's gonna chokeslam Christy but Hoyt takes out VKM.
Backstage with Cornette and Rick. He says he has a partner so his match goes on.
LAX is at the Spanish announce table and they attack Hector.
Robert Roode vs. Eric Young. EY in control with a high top rope crossbody block. Roode takes control and throttles him on the railing and gets a nearfall. Brooks smacks EY in the head with his contract then Roode gets another nearfall. EY tries to fight back but Roode hits a neckbreaker for 2. EY fights out of a rest hold then hots an electric chair drop. EY has been on a roll and hots a massive elbow for 2. Roode tries for a 2nd rope knee drop but EY puts up a boot. Brooks tries to come in but EY takes both of them out with a fireman's carry. Brooks distracts the ref which allows Roode to hit EY with a chair. Roode gets a pin but Cornette comes out and restarts the match. Gail Kim comes out and chases Brooks to the back. Roode is showboating too long and EY rolls him up to gain his freedom.
JB in back with Team 3D. Bubba buries Scott Steiner and says he doesn't care who Rick's partner is.
Team 3D vs. Rick Steiner/Road Warrior Animal! Rick and D-Von start out with D-Von getting control and a nearfall. Rick doesn't tag out at first but does after Bubba is tagged in. Animal no sells a couple moves and we get an LOD chant. D-Von and Rick now in with Team 3D double team Rick. Quick tags from Team 3D and Rick dodges a top rope splash and tags Animal whio cleans house and tags Rick for a double team. Team 3D double team Rick again then D-Von pins him for the win.
Daniels vs. Sting. Sting in control early on, tries to go for the Deathlock but Daniels gets to the ropes. Daniels goes outside and Sting clotheslines him from the apron. Daniels now in control with a gut wrench suplex. Sting tries to fight back but Daniels rakes the eyes and sets in an abdominal stretch but the ref breaks it and he hits a split legged moonsault for 2. Sting no sells, "Sting's" up and gets a nearfall. Daniels tries for Angel's Wings but Sting reverses and also reverses the Last Rites into the Deathdrop for the win.
Leticia is backstage with Christian Coalition. Cage goes nits when she calls him a former champ.
Tomko vs. Abyss. Exchange of punches with Tomko getting the better of it but Abyss throws him to the outside and slams his head into the steps. Tomko reverses a whip into the railing then big boots Abyss and rams his head into the steps. Abyss tries to checkslam Tomko but Tomko fights out of it and gets a big boot the chokeslammed for 2. Abyss has now brought out the tacks. He tries to chokeslam him into the tacks but Tomko reverses and throws him into the tacks for 2. Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam but Tomko kicks out. Abyss now has a bag full of broken glass on the mat but Tomko throws him into them then cuts Abyss open with a shard. Tomko then stomps Abyss' head into the glass then hits him several times with a barb wire bat. Abyss and Tomko now on top of one of the light towers on the entry ramp. Abyss throws Tomko down then jumps down himself. Tomko and Abyss are back up with both men crawling back into the ring. Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam on the glass for the win.
JB backstage with Joe and Angle. They agree to do what they gotta do.
Tenay introduces a video interview with Jarrett. Very emotional interview, He started talking about the founding of TNA then about his wife. "Thank You Jeff" Chant starts and it's well deserved. Cornette is now in the ring and says it was between Jarrett and Chris Harris with Jarrett telling Cornette to give it to Harris.
Harris vs. Styles vs. Joe. vs. Cage vs. Angle. I dunno how I'm gonna cover this so I'm just gonna go with whatever comes to mind. Angle was cleaning house but Joe drags him out. Styles hits an awesome dropkick on Harris then gets a nearfall on Cage. Joe is now in and kicking the crap out of Cage. Harris throws Joe into Angle on the outside. Harris hits the Catatonic on Styles and gets a pin. Joe throws a ladder at Cage and Harris then goes after Angle. Angle hits some Germans on Joe. Cage is getting the Clutch and the Ankle lock but it's broken up. Styles hits an inverted DDT but the pin ins broken up by Joe. Styles tries the Clash on Angle but Angle rolls through, gets the Ankle lock but Styles rolls through. Angle hits the Slam on Harris to get a pin. Big powerslam from Joe on Angle then 2 Musclebusters on Styles but Angle breaks it up. Angle taps out to the Clutch but the ref is out. Cage hits Joe with a ladder then gets a pin on Angle. Joe and Cage fight on the ladder with Joe hitting an RKO-like move. Harris tries to put the belt up but Joe comes up and gets hit with the belt, Cage gets thrown off then Styles dropkicks the ladder. Styles and Joe on top the penalty cage with Joe throwing Styles into the announce table. Harris uses the ladder to knock down Angle and Cage then Cage uses it on Harris. Angle gets the Ankle lock on top of the ladder but Cage breaks it. Harris spears Cage off the ladder which allows Angle to hang the belt and become the first ever TNA World Champion. Joe extends his hand but Angle Slams him and celebrates to end the show.
LAX w/Konnan vs. Senshi/Rhino w/Hector Guerrero. Homicide and Rhino start out as Don West professes his love for Mike Tenay. I just hope they don't get all...mooshy throughout the rest of the show. Rhino just threw Homicide to the outside like he was nothing. Homicide came back in but gets another power move which gets Rhino 2. Senshi and Hernandez are now in and Senshi kicks Hernandez a few times but doesn't move Hernandez when he tries to come off the ropes. Hernandez gets kicked some more then Rhino gets a shot in getting Senshi a nearfall. Homicide distracts Senshi which allows Hernandez to throw Senshi literally across the ring then tags in Homicide who gets 2. Hernandez back in who gives Senshi an overhead belly to belly for 2. Homicide back in with a top rope elbow for 2 then tags Hernandez back in who puts a bearhig on Senshi. Senshi fights out of it but quickly gets overpowered. Hernandez tries for a powebomb but Senshi reverses into a mini double stomp and Rhino gets the hot tag and cleans house. Homicide back in but gets a spinebuster. Senshi pulls the top rope down and takes Hernandez out for the remainder of the match. Rhino Gores Homicide for the win and LAX don't do a post match beatdown which is surprising.
JB is trying to get info from Cornette about a few things but EY comes by and talks about his match. Ms. Brooks comes in and tries to seduce him. Gail comes and in convinces him not to listen to her by kissing him and Casey is going ballistic. Seriously, Casey is throwing things around and being a total bitch.
Chirs Sabin vs. Black Machismo for the X-Division Title. Kevin Nash is out for commentary and Sonjay Dutt is now "The Guru". Nash is having trouble with his mic but he's back not too long after. Lethal had early control but Sabin hits a cheapshot and gets a few shots in. Lethal fights back, hits a high risk move on the outside then rolls Sabin in for a couple nearfalls. Sabin moves out of the way in a corner then hits a couple knees to Lethal's head for a nearfall. Sabin showboats for a bit then gets a nearfall. Sabin slaps Lethal then punches him down in a corner. Sabin spends too much time shwoboating this time which allows Lethal to take control and gets a nearfall. Sabin and Lethal fighting on top with Lethal stopping Sabin from doing a top rope rana then gets 2. Lethal taking too much time on top which allows Sabin to kick him a few times for 2. Sabin tries for the Cradleshock but Lethal fights back and hits the Flying Elbow to become the new X-Division Champion!
Leticia interviewing James Storm. Your typical pre match interview with Storm hitting all the hotpsots. Jacqie asks how much Leticia paid for her breast implants then tells her they're lopsided.
Wycheck/Lynn vs. Storm/Killings. Lynn and Killings (of course) start things out. Wycheck and Storm are now in. Storm gets the advantage then he grabs a Titans football helmet then Storm and Killings make fun of the Titans. Wycheck has taken control and actually hits a dropkick on Storm and sends Killings out. Wycheck throws Lynn at both men. Killings has Wycheck chase him which allows Storm to clothesline him. Storm hits a big kick and Killings throws a chair in which is taken away quickly by the ref. Lynn gets the hot tag but Killings hits him from behind then Storm hits the Eye of the Storm. Killings in and he and Lynn connect with cross body blocks. Wycheck now tagged in and he takes it to Storm and Killings. Storm hits a superkick on Wycheck but one of the guys that came down with Wycheck pulls Storm out and attacks him spitting beer in his face earlier in the match. Finish is Wycheck hitting the Cradle Piledriver on Storm for the win.
Alex Shelley vs. Bob Backlund. Exchange of punches with Shelley gaining the advanatge and putting on an arm lock. Backlund fights out and hits a double underhook suplex. Backlund goes for the chicken wing but Sabin comes out to stop it. Backlund fights off Sabin then rolls Shelley up for the win. Sabin tries to put the chicken wing on Backlund but Backlund ends up getting the chicken wing on both of them. Nash and Lynn have come out but Nash big boots Lynn then Sabin and Shelley attack Lynn. Lethal runs out and clears the ring of them.
Daniels is in the crowd saying Sting has made a mistake and that he's gonna be TNA World Champion.
Damaja/Basham vs. VKM. D&B jumpstart the match but VKM gain control then Kip runs Christy into the ring for a bit as the bell finally rings. D&B double team BG and Christy rips up a "Women Can't Wrestle" like sign on the outside. Finish is BG stopping a double team move and Kip rolling up Basham for the win. Kip chases Christy up the ramp but Hoyt catches her and takes back to the ring. Kip looks like he's gonna chokeslam Christy but Hoyt takes out VKM.
Backstage with Cornette and Rick. He says he has a partner so his match goes on.
LAX is at the Spanish announce table and they attack Hector.
Robert Roode vs. Eric Young. EY in control with a high top rope crossbody block. Roode takes control and throttles him on the railing and gets a nearfall. Brooks smacks EY in the head with his contract then Roode gets another nearfall. EY tries to fight back but Roode hits a neckbreaker for 2. EY fights out of a rest hold then hots an electric chair drop. EY has been on a roll and hots a massive elbow for 2. Roode tries for a 2nd rope knee drop but EY puts up a boot. Brooks tries to come in but EY takes both of them out with a fireman's carry. Brooks distracts the ref which allows Roode to hit EY with a chair. Roode gets a pin but Cornette comes out and restarts the match. Gail Kim comes out and chases Brooks to the back. Roode is showboating too long and EY rolls him up to gain his freedom.
JB in back with Team 3D. Bubba buries Scott Steiner and says he doesn't care who Rick's partner is.
Team 3D vs. Rick Steiner/Road Warrior Animal! Rick and D-Von start out with D-Von getting control and a nearfall. Rick doesn't tag out at first but does after Bubba is tagged in. Animal no sells a couple moves and we get an LOD chant. D-Von and Rick now in with Team 3D double team Rick. Quick tags from Team 3D and Rick dodges a top rope splash and tags Animal whio cleans house and tags Rick for a double team. Team 3D double team Rick again then D-Von pins him for the win.
Daniels vs. Sting. Sting in control early on, tries to go for the Deathlock but Daniels gets to the ropes. Daniels goes outside and Sting clotheslines him from the apron. Daniels now in control with a gut wrench suplex. Sting tries to fight back but Daniels rakes the eyes and sets in an abdominal stretch but the ref breaks it and he hits a split legged moonsault for 2. Sting no sells, "Sting's" up and gets a nearfall. Daniels tries for Angel's Wings but Sting reverses and also reverses the Last Rites into the Deathdrop for the win.
Leticia is backstage with Christian Coalition. Cage goes nits when she calls him a former champ.
Tomko vs. Abyss. Exchange of punches with Tomko getting the better of it but Abyss throws him to the outside and slams his head into the steps. Tomko reverses a whip into the railing then big boots Abyss and rams his head into the steps. Abyss tries to checkslam Tomko but Tomko fights out of it and gets a big boot the chokeslammed for 2. Abyss has now brought out the tacks. He tries to chokeslam him into the tacks but Tomko reverses and throws him into the tacks for 2. Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam but Tomko kicks out. Abyss now has a bag full of broken glass on the mat but Tomko throws him into them then cuts Abyss open with a shard. Tomko then stomps Abyss' head into the glass then hits him several times with a barb wire bat. Abyss and Tomko now on top of one of the light towers on the entry ramp. Abyss throws Tomko down then jumps down himself. Tomko and Abyss are back up with both men crawling back into the ring. Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam on the glass for the win.
JB backstage with Joe and Angle. They agree to do what they gotta do.
Tenay introduces a video interview with Jarrett. Very emotional interview, He started talking about the founding of TNA then about his wife. "Thank You Jeff" Chant starts and it's well deserved. Cornette is now in the ring and says it was between Jarrett and Chris Harris with Jarrett telling Cornette to give it to Harris.
Harris vs. Styles vs. Joe. vs. Cage vs. Angle. I dunno how I'm gonna cover this so I'm just gonna go with whatever comes to mind. Angle was cleaning house but Joe drags him out. Styles hits an awesome dropkick on Harris then gets a nearfall on Cage. Joe is now in and kicking the crap out of Cage. Harris throws Joe into Angle on the outside. Harris hits the Catatonic on Styles and gets a pin. Joe throws a ladder at Cage and Harris then goes after Angle. Angle hits some Germans on Joe. Cage is getting the Clutch and the Ankle lock but it's broken up. Styles hits an inverted DDT but the pin ins broken up by Joe. Styles tries the Clash on Angle but Angle rolls through, gets the Ankle lock but Styles rolls through. Angle hits the Slam on Harris to get a pin. Big powerslam from Joe on Angle then 2 Musclebusters on Styles but Angle breaks it up. Angle taps out to the Clutch but the ref is out. Cage hits Joe with a ladder then gets a pin on Angle. Joe and Cage fight on the ladder with Joe hitting an RKO-like move. Harris tries to put the belt up but Joe comes up and gets hit with the belt, Cage gets thrown off then Styles dropkicks the ladder. Styles and Joe on top the penalty cage with Joe throwing Styles into the announce table. Harris uses the ladder to knock down Angle and Cage then Cage uses it on Harris. Angle gets the Ankle lock on top of the ladder but Cage breaks it. Harris spears Cage off the ladder which allows Angle to hang the belt and become the first ever TNA World Champion. Joe extends his hand but Angle Slams him and celebrates to end the show.
Labels: Pay Per View Coverage, Slammiversary, Slammiversary 2007, TNA, Wade's Commentary
posted by Wade Wallenstein at 6/17/2007 06:55:00 PM
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