Candidate humbled~!

From today's update over at the Observer

--Nikolai Volkoff finished 5th out of five candidates, garnering 6% of the vote in last night's Republican primary for the Maryland House of Delegates

I have theories:



Perhaps he lost because word got out that he doesn't tip well?

He was humbled in the electoral way.

Iron Sheik did some campaigning for his opponents, all 4 of them.

He's not an olympic gold medalist.