MMA: ACES Preview - UFC 65 Bad Intentions
Casey: You might be wondering where Ric Gillespie is or why this isn’t on CanvasChronicle.com Well, Ric is either having computer problems or a severe case of menstral cramps so is unavailable. However, we do have a substitute filling in this week and that explains why the regular CARE preview will be known as the ACES preview this week.
Euan: "And now from the beautiful Mandalay Events Cen"...NO BRUCE! UFC 65 is coming from the ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California. Why does Dana employ you?
Well here we go UFC 65: Bad Intentions or as i have renamed it UFC 65: GSP gets f*cked up! As always, the glorious EuTube index willl be used for the fights
were i do not know either fighter or i don't care.
Light Heavyweight Bout: James Irvin vs. Hector Ramirez
Art: winner: Irvin via TKO round 2
Casey: I know little to nothing about either of these fighters. So this begs the question of what do I do? As the Eutube index is Euan’s gig and as the Hateball is holding out for more money, I have to do some research. Unfortunately, my motivation to research resulted in to a trip to wikipedia where I found nothing. Yes, I realize that I could’ve gotten something from an actual MMA site but that requires more work than I’m known for. So I decided to flip a coin, but having no coin I flipped my dog instead. Ginny landed on her head which means…
Winner: James Irvin
Euan: Early start for the EuTube index tonight
James Irvin - 12 videos
Hector Ramirez - 20 videos
Winner: Hector Ramirez
The Sheik: I go back to the oldest country in the Earth for the greatest sport in the world of Professional wrestling. I raspact punk AMM fighters but they are not Iron Sheik. Sheiky say that the Mexican will eat the, eh, what do you call them, the jumping beans and he will kick the drunk Irishman (Editor’s Note: I think Sheiky believes that Ramirez is fighting Jake O’brien and who am I to argue?) in the head to knock him out. That not work on Iron Sheik because I break his leg for the Mr. Verne Gagne for $100,000 just like I should have done to that Jabroney Hollywood faggot Hulk Hogan.
Winner: Hector Ramirez
Heavyweight Bout: Jake O'Brien vs. Josh Schockman
Art: winner: O'Brien via TKO round 1
Casey: Well, I was going to flip Ginny again but after the last fight and the vicious bite I suffered and no I’m not saying where, I decided to go rob a bank so I’d have a coin to flip. Then I realized, Hey one of these guys is named Schockman and therefore he must win. This proves that I did not learn my lesson from the Thales Leites disaster from last week using the same logic. So yes, you can also call me a slow learner, BTW tying shoes can be fun.
Winner: Josh Shockman
Euan: Jake O'Brien - 12 videos
Josh Schockman - 0 videos
Winner: Jake O’Brien
Sheik: I have Olympic Gold Medal, nobody in the FUC has Olympic Gold Medal before Iron Sheik. Drunk Irishman back to fight again and he face Josh Cockmahn. Sheiky think that Cockmahn sound like name Sheik could give to Pat Patterson get back in to WWE and inducted in to hall of fame again because Sheiky so good he needs to go in twice, you know what I mean Mr. Maloney? (Editor’s note: nobody was in the room with Sheik when he wrote this) So Drunk Irishman wins fight because he is not like the gay.
Winner: Jake O’Brien
Heavyweight Bout: Antoni Hardonk vs. Sherman Pendergarst
Art: Winner: Pendergarst via TKO round 2
Casey: Looking at this fight I’m surprised Euan used the Eutube index. I mean even an idiot knows who will win this fight and why. I’ll go a step further and say even I know who will win and why. Antoni Hardonk will win this fight. I mean look at it, Hardonk is kind of like Hard On and that brings us to our special guest…domo Hadugei Desu~! Yes, Razor Ramon HG saw that last name and immediately sent word that Hard On was his choice. Who am I to argue with the man, HG? Which reminds me coming to the OCC December 18, it’s the first annual Razor Ramon HG day. Get your tickets now.
Aside from that, look at the first name of his opponent. Sherman, I mean who is scared of anyone with the first name of Sherman?
Winner: Antoni Hardonk
Euan: Antoni Hardonk - 1 video
Sherman Pendergarst - 2 videos
Winner: Sherman Pendergarst
Sheik: I many time, many time world Champiung and I no want to lose my belt to that Hollywood Gold Digger Hulk Hogan. I would rather lose to faggot guitar playing jabroney Hogan than to anyone named Shurrman.
Winner: Antoni Hardonk
Welterweight Bout: Nick Diaz vs. Gleison Tibau
Art: Winner: Tibau via submission round 1
Casey: I’m not a fan of Nick Diaz but the fact that unless the main fights go short and no other fight is as good as this which is not something I want to believe, means that this will not air on the Main Show. So I will save my hatred for the man who will be on the show and we’ll get to him when we get to him. However, I’m thinking that Euan’s finish is kind of unlikely but would mark out huge if it happened.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Euan: Tibau via Senshi kicking Diaz in the face.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Sheik: Sheiky baby say that Dic Lazbian loves the Nick Diaz. Sheiky jealous of the Lazbian love and so the Sheik picking other Jabrone to win fight.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Lightweight Bout: Joe Stevenson vs. Dokonjonosuke Mishima
Art: Winner: Stevenson via submission round 2
Casey: I’m firstly disappointed that this is the only Light Weight Bout on the show. Ok, I’m going to level with you. In the past the strategy has been for me to pick the guy with the Asian name. I reason that they must somehow be better at this because they are Asian. I guess that means I’m like going to form my anti-Asian version of LAX but don’t ask what the group is called yet cause I don’t know. The point is that this bit me with Jon Fitch and Kuniyoshi Hurinaka at UFC 64. So for this fight I am proudly reclaiming my American citizenship just like Sgt. Slaughter and picking Joe Stevenson because…I want, my country, back!
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Euan: OK, i cannot even attempt to pronounce the second fighter's name so Joe Stevenson to win.
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Sheik: Joe Stevenson is the daddy, but Sheik has story to say. Sheik and Nikolai order the Chinese food and the waiter bring to the hotel. So I say Nikolai tip that man and he said no, he earns pay check. I said God damn you Nikolai you cheap bastard. You are worse than Hulk Hogan and I never raspact you after that, and then little Japanese waiter he high kick Nikolai in the face. So, Sheik take him down with a suplex, put him in the camel clutch and break his back. So Sheik hates the homophobes and he doesn’t like the racism and Nikolai is still cheap Jew bastard, now working as accountant. (Editor’s Note: I apologize to the whole world for this prediction, I promise he won’t be allowed back in the future.)
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Heavyweight Bout: Brandon Vera vs. Frank Mir
Art: Winner: Vera via TKO round 2
Casey: Is it wrong for me to wish for a plague to fall upon Frank Mir? I have seen him fight twice and both fights have not just pissed me off, but they have filled me with complete rage. I realize that he’s trying to come back from a motorcycle accident but that’s no excuse for pissing me off. Now, I love Brandon Vera so I hope that Vera beats him up and down the Octagon for 3 rounds. I hope that the ref tries to stop this fight several times but each time he tries, Rochelle Leah flashes her breasts and it distracts him so that Vera can continue to pound on Mir for the full 15 minutes. Then I hope Vera cuts a wacky promo and decides that instead of walking us through the fight, he’ll show us what he’d like to have done differently and go pound on Mir some more. Either way I’m mainly hoping for the Rochelle thing.
Winner: Brandon Vera (I hope Bruce Buffer announces him as winner via beating of the ass with paddles)
Euan: Vera has been the more consistent fighter winning his last three UFC fights while Frank Mir is 1/1 since his return from his bike accident so i don't know
who to pick. Hey, Razor Ramon HG what do you think? "Fuuuuuuuu~!" OK, that was "helpful" so i am going to pick Brandon Vera.
Winner: Brandon Vera
Sheik: Frank Mir is like B. Brian Blair. I know raspact him and he’s nothing but a punk. He got hurt on bike because Sheik challenge him for heavyweight title of the earth and he no want to be humbled in 8 sides of steel. (editor’s note: I don’t even want to know what an 8 sides of steel is.) I break his back and make heem humbell tell he raspact the God and Jesus and Dana McMahon. (Editor’s note: yeah, I know.)
Winner: Frank Mir (Editor’s Note: Yes, I realize he badmouthed him then picked him to win, is that really top 5 on the list of things he’s said that we’re going to complain about later?)
UFC Heavyweight Championship: Tim Sylvia vs. Jeff Monson
Art: Winner: Monson via submission round 1
Casey: We know the deal. Sylvia is way taller, has a huge reach advantage and is going to want to keep this standing up. Monson’s only hope is to take Sylvia down. However, I have another idea for Jeff Monson. If you know anything about Monson you should know that he is an open anarchist. So since he doesn’t believe in the rule of law, he should just hall off and punch Sylvia in the balls 5 times. Once for each boring round he had against Andre Arlovsky in his last fight. Dude, Arlovsky was hurt and you didn’t put him away. Fortunately I don’t see this fight going 5 rounds without me killing, and fortunately for Sylvia I think Monson will follow the rules making him 1 damn foolish Anarchist.
Winner: Tim Sylvia
Euan: Sylvia has impressed me since winning the belt from Andrei Arlovski but Jeff Monson has a very good chance of defeating him. However after watching a UFC
65 Preview Show i have come to the conclusion that Monson is insane. How does flipping tyres down a track help you against a 265 lb Sylvia who wishes
to remove your head using his foot? Sylvia will win via decapitation while Monson is wondering where the tyre is.
Winner: Tim Sylvia
Sheik: I take Sylvia back to my hotel. She’s good looking woman like that Rosey What’shername and Alan Degenerate, and Sheiky say, I share my medicine and I want to have the sex with you. Sylvia say, ok even though she’s another lazbian and we do the deal and it is the great feeling I had all-time all my life, and besides that nothing was too bad. So, Sheik reminded of that night and then reminded Sylvia give him STD and never raspact a fag after that so Jeff Monson to win but not by ass fucking so he no get disease either.
Winner: Jeff Monson
Light Heavyweight Bout: Alessio Sakara vs. Drew McFedries
Art: Winner: Sakara via TKO round 1
Casey: I love Euan’s logic. I remember seeing Sakara tap like a bitch once therefore he will win. Ok, I know that’s not really what Euan meant but who am I to let the facts get in the way of a bad joke?
I do think that he is right that Sakara will win. I know nothing about McFedries outside of his name. Of course, I knew nothing about Joe Lauzon 2 months ago and Carmello Marrero last month so that strategy has been about as successful for me lately as the cool name strategy. However, as I said I am a slow learner so…
Winner: Alessio Sakara
Euan: I remember seeing Alessio Sakara tapping out to Dean Lister at UFC 60 so i am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say Sakara to win.
Winner: Alessio Sakara
Sheik: Drew McDonalds has the big macs and gets fat like that Moolah and I kick him out of the car just like I did to that old douchbag. So, Sakara stand up for all those who come from Old Country and no have Dr. to give them medicine.
Winner: Alessio Sakara
UFC Welterweight Championship: Matt Hughes vs. Georges St. Pierre
Art: Winner: Hughes, TKO ref stoppage round 3
Casey: I’ve read Euan’s prediction a few times and for the life of me can’t figure out how he feels about Georges St. Pierre. I however am a big fan of both of these guys. I love anyone that wants to make geography simpler as St. Pierre did at UFC 58 when he declared that there was no Canada and no United States. I think st. Pierre can win this fight. I am even tempted to pick him to win this fight.
The fact is though that I just can’t picture myself going against Matt Hughes. This isn’t just some guy who is holding the belt because nobody else is any good, this is Matt Hughes we’re talking about. My gut tells me that I should pick Hughes, but my gut has a big mouth and doesn’t know when to shut up or by the looks of things when to stop eating. So, even though I’m scared as hell to do it…
Winner: Georges St. Pierre
Euan: Here is the real main event of the night. GSP has been putting down Hughes for months now saying he is not impressed with him. Here is a question for
GSP...what the hell have you done recently to become judge of the UFC? All i want to see in this fight is Matt Hughes suplex him, put him in the camel
clutch, break his back and then...he can retain his title and laugh at GSP and his stupid fucking accent. Matt Hughes to retain. God, i hate GSP.
Winner: Matt Hughes
Sheik: I try to bet Nikolai $2 on fight but he no bet the $2. So I say you cock sucker, I never talk to you again until Hall-of-fame and then we be friends again. Sheik think that Hughes is punk and that St. Pierre is French fag like the Pat Patterson so Sheiky have no raspact for either of them. So Sheik will enter into the ring and for the Mr. Verne Gagne break the leg of them and humble them and Sheiky will be new champiung of the earth.
Winner: Iron Sheik
Casey: I hope you have enjoyed this preview, and once again apologize for the Sheik. Hopefully, Ric will be back soon so we don’t end up offending everyone on earth again and getting sued which I just know is coming.
As for the show I’ve been looking forward to this since the fight was first announced. The Old Country Corner will have live coverage of the show as it takes place. Also check in tomorrow for a roundtable preview of TNA Genesis probably without the Sheik.
I’m not sure what Art will be doing over at SNH but check it out anyway.
Euan: "And now from the beautiful Mandalay Events Cen"...NO BRUCE! UFC 65 is coming from the ARCO Arena in Sacramento, California. Why does Dana employ you?
Well here we go UFC 65: Bad Intentions or as i have renamed it UFC 65: GSP gets f*cked up! As always, the glorious EuTube index willl be used for the fights
were i do not know either fighter or i don't care.
Light Heavyweight Bout: James Irvin vs. Hector Ramirez
Art: winner: Irvin via TKO round 2
Casey: I know little to nothing about either of these fighters. So this begs the question of what do I do? As the Eutube index is Euan’s gig and as the Hateball is holding out for more money, I have to do some research. Unfortunately, my motivation to research resulted in to a trip to wikipedia where I found nothing. Yes, I realize that I could’ve gotten something from an actual MMA site but that requires more work than I’m known for. So I decided to flip a coin, but having no coin I flipped my dog instead. Ginny landed on her head which means…
Winner: James Irvin
Euan: Early start for the EuTube index tonight
James Irvin - 12 videos
Hector Ramirez - 20 videos
Winner: Hector Ramirez
The Sheik: I go back to the oldest country in the Earth for the greatest sport in the world of Professional wrestling. I raspact punk AMM fighters but they are not Iron Sheik. Sheiky say that the Mexican will eat the, eh, what do you call them, the jumping beans and he will kick the drunk Irishman (Editor’s Note: I think Sheiky believes that Ramirez is fighting Jake O’brien and who am I to argue?) in the head to knock him out. That not work on Iron Sheik because I break his leg for the Mr. Verne Gagne for $100,000 just like I should have done to that Jabroney Hollywood faggot Hulk Hogan.
Winner: Hector Ramirez
Heavyweight Bout: Jake O'Brien vs. Josh Schockman
Art: winner: O'Brien via TKO round 1
Casey: Well, I was going to flip Ginny again but after the last fight and the vicious bite I suffered and no I’m not saying where, I decided to go rob a bank so I’d have a coin to flip. Then I realized, Hey one of these guys is named Schockman and therefore he must win. This proves that I did not learn my lesson from the Thales Leites disaster from last week using the same logic. So yes, you can also call me a slow learner, BTW tying shoes can be fun.
Winner: Josh Shockman
Euan: Jake O'Brien - 12 videos
Josh Schockman - 0 videos
Winner: Jake O’Brien
Sheik: I have Olympic Gold Medal, nobody in the FUC has Olympic Gold Medal before Iron Sheik. Drunk Irishman back to fight again and he face Josh Cockmahn. Sheiky think that Cockmahn sound like name Sheik could give to Pat Patterson get back in to WWE and inducted in to hall of fame again because Sheiky so good he needs to go in twice, you know what I mean Mr. Maloney? (Editor’s note: nobody was in the room with Sheik when he wrote this) So Drunk Irishman wins fight because he is not like the gay.
Winner: Jake O’Brien
Heavyweight Bout: Antoni Hardonk vs. Sherman Pendergarst
Art: Winner: Pendergarst via TKO round 2
Casey: Looking at this fight I’m surprised Euan used the Eutube index. I mean even an idiot knows who will win this fight and why. I’ll go a step further and say even I know who will win and why. Antoni Hardonk will win this fight. I mean look at it, Hardonk is kind of like Hard On and that brings us to our special guest…domo Hadugei Desu~! Yes, Razor Ramon HG saw that last name and immediately sent word that Hard On was his choice. Who am I to argue with the man, HG? Which reminds me coming to the OCC December 18, it’s the first annual Razor Ramon HG day. Get your tickets now.
Aside from that, look at the first name of his opponent. Sherman, I mean who is scared of anyone with the first name of Sherman?
Winner: Antoni Hardonk
Euan: Antoni Hardonk - 1 video
Sherman Pendergarst - 2 videos
Winner: Sherman Pendergarst
Sheik: I many time, many time world Champiung and I no want to lose my belt to that Hollywood Gold Digger Hulk Hogan. I would rather lose to faggot guitar playing jabroney Hogan than to anyone named Shurrman.
Winner: Antoni Hardonk
Welterweight Bout: Nick Diaz vs. Gleison Tibau
Art: Winner: Tibau via submission round 1
Casey: I’m not a fan of Nick Diaz but the fact that unless the main fights go short and no other fight is as good as this which is not something I want to believe, means that this will not air on the Main Show. So I will save my hatred for the man who will be on the show and we’ll get to him when we get to him. However, I’m thinking that Euan’s finish is kind of unlikely but would mark out huge if it happened.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Euan: Tibau via Senshi kicking Diaz in the face.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Sheik: Sheiky baby say that Dic Lazbian loves the Nick Diaz. Sheiky jealous of the Lazbian love and so the Sheik picking other Jabrone to win fight.
Winner: Gleison Tibau
Lightweight Bout: Joe Stevenson vs. Dokonjonosuke Mishima
Art: Winner: Stevenson via submission round 2
Casey: I’m firstly disappointed that this is the only Light Weight Bout on the show. Ok, I’m going to level with you. In the past the strategy has been for me to pick the guy with the Asian name. I reason that they must somehow be better at this because they are Asian. I guess that means I’m like going to form my anti-Asian version of LAX but don’t ask what the group is called yet cause I don’t know. The point is that this bit me with Jon Fitch and Kuniyoshi Hurinaka at UFC 64. So for this fight I am proudly reclaiming my American citizenship just like Sgt. Slaughter and picking Joe Stevenson because…I want, my country, back!
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Euan: OK, i cannot even attempt to pronounce the second fighter's name so Joe Stevenson to win.
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Sheik: Joe Stevenson is the daddy, but Sheik has story to say. Sheik and Nikolai order the Chinese food and the waiter bring to the hotel. So I say Nikolai tip that man and he said no, he earns pay check. I said God damn you Nikolai you cheap bastard. You are worse than Hulk Hogan and I never raspact you after that, and then little Japanese waiter he high kick Nikolai in the face. So, Sheik take him down with a suplex, put him in the camel clutch and break his back. So Sheik hates the homophobes and he doesn’t like the racism and Nikolai is still cheap Jew bastard, now working as accountant. (Editor’s Note: I apologize to the whole world for this prediction, I promise he won’t be allowed back in the future.)
Winner: Joe Stevenson
Heavyweight Bout: Brandon Vera vs. Frank Mir
Art: Winner: Vera via TKO round 2
Casey: Is it wrong for me to wish for a plague to fall upon Frank Mir? I have seen him fight twice and both fights have not just pissed me off, but they have filled me with complete rage. I realize that he’s trying to come back from a motorcycle accident but that’s no excuse for pissing me off. Now, I love Brandon Vera so I hope that Vera beats him up and down the Octagon for 3 rounds. I hope that the ref tries to stop this fight several times but each time he tries, Rochelle Leah flashes her breasts and it distracts him so that Vera can continue to pound on Mir for the full 15 minutes. Then I hope Vera cuts a wacky promo and decides that instead of walking us through the fight, he’ll show us what he’d like to have done differently and go pound on Mir some more. Either way I’m mainly hoping for the Rochelle thing.
Winner: Brandon Vera (I hope Bruce Buffer announces him as winner via beating of the ass with paddles)
Euan: Vera has been the more consistent fighter winning his last three UFC fights while Frank Mir is 1/1 since his return from his bike accident so i don't know
who to pick. Hey, Razor Ramon HG what do you think? "Fuuuuuuuu~!" OK, that was "helpful" so i am going to pick Brandon Vera.
Winner: Brandon Vera
Sheik: Frank Mir is like B. Brian Blair. I know raspact him and he’s nothing but a punk. He got hurt on bike because Sheik challenge him for heavyweight title of the earth and he no want to be humbled in 8 sides of steel. (editor’s note: I don’t even want to know what an 8 sides of steel is.) I break his back and make heem humbell tell he raspact the God and Jesus and Dana McMahon. (Editor’s note: yeah, I know.)
Winner: Frank Mir (Editor’s Note: Yes, I realize he badmouthed him then picked him to win, is that really top 5 on the list of things he’s said that we’re going to complain about later?)
UFC Heavyweight Championship: Tim Sylvia vs. Jeff Monson
Art: Winner: Monson via submission round 1
Casey: We know the deal. Sylvia is way taller, has a huge reach advantage and is going to want to keep this standing up. Monson’s only hope is to take Sylvia down. However, I have another idea for Jeff Monson. If you know anything about Monson you should know that he is an open anarchist. So since he doesn’t believe in the rule of law, he should just hall off and punch Sylvia in the balls 5 times. Once for each boring round he had against Andre Arlovsky in his last fight. Dude, Arlovsky was hurt and you didn’t put him away. Fortunately I don’t see this fight going 5 rounds without me killing, and fortunately for Sylvia I think Monson will follow the rules making him 1 damn foolish Anarchist.
Winner: Tim Sylvia
Euan: Sylvia has impressed me since winning the belt from Andrei Arlovski but Jeff Monson has a very good chance of defeating him. However after watching a UFC
65 Preview Show i have come to the conclusion that Monson is insane. How does flipping tyres down a track help you against a 265 lb Sylvia who wishes
to remove your head using his foot? Sylvia will win via decapitation while Monson is wondering where the tyre is.
Winner: Tim Sylvia
Sheik: I take Sylvia back to my hotel. She’s good looking woman like that Rosey What’shername and Alan Degenerate, and Sheiky say, I share my medicine and I want to have the sex with you. Sylvia say, ok even though she’s another lazbian and we do the deal and it is the great feeling I had all-time all my life, and besides that nothing was too bad. So, Sheik reminded of that night and then reminded Sylvia give him STD and never raspact a fag after that so Jeff Monson to win but not by ass fucking so he no get disease either.
Winner: Jeff Monson
Light Heavyweight Bout: Alessio Sakara vs. Drew McFedries
Art: Winner: Sakara via TKO round 1
Casey: I love Euan’s logic. I remember seeing Sakara tap like a bitch once therefore he will win. Ok, I know that’s not really what Euan meant but who am I to let the facts get in the way of a bad joke?
I do think that he is right that Sakara will win. I know nothing about McFedries outside of his name. Of course, I knew nothing about Joe Lauzon 2 months ago and Carmello Marrero last month so that strategy has been about as successful for me lately as the cool name strategy. However, as I said I am a slow learner so…
Winner: Alessio Sakara
Euan: I remember seeing Alessio Sakara tapping out to Dean Lister at UFC 60 so i am going to give him the benefit of the doubt and say Sakara to win.
Winner: Alessio Sakara
Sheik: Drew McDonalds has the big macs and gets fat like that Moolah and I kick him out of the car just like I did to that old douchbag. So, Sakara stand up for all those who come from Old Country and no have Dr. to give them medicine.
Winner: Alessio Sakara
UFC Welterweight Championship: Matt Hughes vs. Georges St. Pierre
Art: Winner: Hughes, TKO ref stoppage round 3
Casey: I’ve read Euan’s prediction a few times and for the life of me can’t figure out how he feels about Georges St. Pierre. I however am a big fan of both of these guys. I love anyone that wants to make geography simpler as St. Pierre did at UFC 58 when he declared that there was no Canada and no United States. I think st. Pierre can win this fight. I am even tempted to pick him to win this fight.
The fact is though that I just can’t picture myself going against Matt Hughes. This isn’t just some guy who is holding the belt because nobody else is any good, this is Matt Hughes we’re talking about. My gut tells me that I should pick Hughes, but my gut has a big mouth and doesn’t know when to shut up or by the looks of things when to stop eating. So, even though I’m scared as hell to do it…
Winner: Georges St. Pierre
Euan: Here is the real main event of the night. GSP has been putting down Hughes for months now saying he is not impressed with him. Here is a question for
GSP...what the hell have you done recently to become judge of the UFC? All i want to see in this fight is Matt Hughes suplex him, put him in the camel
clutch, break his back and then...he can retain his title and laugh at GSP and his stupid fucking accent. Matt Hughes to retain. God, i hate GSP.
Winner: Matt Hughes
Sheik: I try to bet Nikolai $2 on fight but he no bet the $2. So I say you cock sucker, I never talk to you again until Hall-of-fame and then we be friends again. Sheik think that Hughes is punk and that St. Pierre is French fag like the Pat Patterson so Sheiky have no raspact for either of them. So Sheik will enter into the ring and for the Mr. Verne Gagne break the leg of them and humble them and Sheiky will be new champiung of the earth.
Winner: Iron Sheik
Casey: I hope you have enjoyed this preview, and once again apologize for the Sheik. Hopefully, Ric will be back soon so we don’t end up offending everyone on earth again and getting sued which I just know is coming.
As for the show I’ve been looking forward to this since the fight was first announced. The Old Country Corner will have live coverage of the show as it takes place. Also check in tomorrow for a roundtable preview of TNA Genesis probably without the Sheik.
I’m not sure what Art will be doing over at SNH but check it out anyway.
posted by Casey Trowbridge at 11/18/2006 01:56:00 PM
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