Woman sues over amount of Avocado in Guacamole dip

No, I'm not making this up and its not from the Onion. You've just got to read this. This is by far, the stupidest thing, I have ever heard. Vince Russo couldn't come up with something this stupid by accident let alone on purpose.

This is far dumber than the woman who sued McDonalds because she was too stupid to realize that you probably shouldn't stick hot coffee between your legs.

I want to sue people for existing and I'll start with this idiot.