UFC Fight Night 7 Preview

Hello? Where is everyone...please tell me they are not partying with Bruce Buffer, i will never see them again. I guess since i'm the only one who bothered turning up, i should make an attempt to preview this show.

Welcome one and all to another "informative" round of predictions from the other side of the Atlantic and as always, the EuTube index will be used for the matches where i have no idea who either fighter is or when i don't care about the match in question.

Logan Clark Vs. Steve Byrnes

Logan Clark - 12 videos

Steve Byrnes - 33 videos

Winner - Steve Byrnes

Keita Nakamura Vs. Brock Larson

Keita Nakamura - 2 videos

Brock Larson - 1 video

Winner - Keita Nakamura

Dave Menne Vs. Luigi Fioravanti

Dave Menne - 1 video

Luigi Fioravanti - 2 videos

Winner - "Itsa me" Luigi Fioravanti

Alan Belcher Vs. Jorge Santiago

Again with the crappy nicknames, Belcher's is "The Talent". For that, Jorge has my full permission to suplex you, put you in the camel clutch, break your back and make you humble!

Winner - Jorge Santiago

Victor Valimaki Vs. David Heath

Victor Valimaki - 0 videos

David Heath - 35 videos

Onto the TV fights.

Marcus Davis Vs. Shonie Carter

SHONIE! I'm happy to see that name appear on a UFC card again but I'm afraid that he is not my choice in this fight. "The Irish Hand Grenade" Marcus Davis gets my vote for an awesome nickname.

Winner - Marcus Davis

Drew Fickett Vs. Karo Parisyan

Drew Fickett - 5 videos

Karo Parisyan - 7 videos

Winner - Karo Parisyan

Jeff Joslin Vs. Josh Koscheck

Josh Koscheck to win by pointing out Jeff Joslin's stupid name and making him cry.

"And now, from the beautiful Manda"...BAD BRUCE! We are coming from...uhhhh...hang on*checks UFC.com*the beautiful Marine Corps Air Station Miramar in California. Doesn't have the same ring does it? Anyway, as punishment for once again messing up the main event speech...no strip clubs for a week! Don't look at me like that, you know what you did. *Bruce walks away, head down and ashamed* Wait a second Bruce, do you have any idea where Casey and everyone else is? *Bruce turns and flips the bird* Ok mister, that's TWO weeks now!

MAIN EVENT TIME!

Diego Sanchez Vs. Joe Riggs

Well from "researching" Joe Riggs's profile on UFC.com, i have noticed a pattern: win/loss/win/loss/win etc. So he won his last fight therefore by using my patented theory, Diego Sanchez will defeat him and keep the world in balance. If Riggs however defeats Sanchez then...FUCK YOU AND YOUR THEORY RUINING WAYS!

Winner - Diego Sanchez

My, i do write crap UFC predictions when i have no idea about the fighters. But next the next UFC PPV is Liddell vs. Ortiz 2 and boy, do i have some thoughts to share with you fine readers about that certain match. Here is a taster: FUCK TITO! ALL HAIL CHUCK!

Hang on, someone is coming. Senshi? Is that you? "I am Senshi" Well that answers that question, what are you doing here? *Senshi points to an open door* What's in there? JESUS, what happened in here? "Senshi got mad!" Did you have to kick everyone in the face? I was wondering where they were. "Senshi hungry!" Ok, here have a taco...SENSHI NO!!!!!! *Senshi kicks Euan in the face and walks out with the taco* "Senshi love taco!""