TNA iMPACT 3/15/07 Live Coverage
Hello all! Welcome to the Old Country Giave and Taker's coverage of iMPACT. Based on what I've read in Casey's coverage, I doubt I will be doing much move coverage.
Video package of Desitnation X and Jim Cornette is now seen inside the six sided cage. He announces the Lethal Lockdown match then introduces World Champ Christian Cage and Kurt Angle. Cage is whining and complaining about the match but Cornette cuts him off. "We got a wrestling program to have." That's a laugh! Tenay and West were running down the matches then Styles with a crutch and a neckbrace. He talks about how much he's hurting after their match and how he won't be the same and tells Rhino to call his wife which brings Rhino out. Rhino says he already called Styles' wife then asks the crowd if they want him to beat on AJ some more. He then asks the crowd if he wants it to be over. Rhino says it's over, turns around which allows Styles to attack.
Commercial.
Styles and Rhino still going at it with Rhino now on the attack but not for long as Cage comes out and helps AJ attack Rhino. Angle and Joe have come out now but Cage climbs over and out. Backstage with LAX and Shelley. Konnan does another awesome promo.
Commercial.
Borash is in the back with Sabin and Backlund. Word of the night, "Exclusionary." Nash and Dutt are in the ring and Jay Lethal comes out to a funked up "Macho Man" entrance and does his own impression. Kaz and Lynn have now come out and we get a quick series of nearfalls. Lethal springboards in but gets caught in a DDT from Kaz for 2. Nice inverted DDT from Lynn on Kaz gets him 2. Kaz gets a nearfall on both Lynn and Lethal which was quite good. Lethal pins Kaz then Daniels comes out and beats them all down. Backstage with Cage and AJ. Cage names Styles as his first partner.
Commercial.
LAX vs. Team 3D is up now. Konnan is on commentary for this match. Team 3D in control early on but Hernandez fights back, gets a nearfall on Bubba then tags in Homicide. Bubba with a nearfall wo tags in Runt. I don't deny that Runt might've been drinking.
Commercial.
LAX now in control and they're taking it to Runt. Shelley holds up Runt for Hernandez to attack but Runt ducks and tage D-Von. It's all broken down now and winds up with Bubba and D-Von asking Shelley "WASSSUP!!!" A table has been brought out but the ref is distracted outside as Shelley is taken through a table. Hernandez sneaks up on D-Von for a quick pin. Konnan gets on the mic and says they're gonna tranish 3Ds legacy. Backstage with Serotonin. Raven would be more coherent if he took that thing off his mouth.
Commercial.
Backstage with Borash. He goes into a bathroom and sees Eric Young cleaning a toilet. He asks if there's anything that can be done to get him out of his contract. He's about to call his friend but Roode comes in. Cage and Styles are in the ring now. Cage starts out by saying he's the World Champion then introduces Abyss as his 3rd partner. Cage says they're more than just a team, they're a family. Sting has now come out. He says that Abyss is a new man and doesn't need to be led around anymore. Cornette has now come out and announces Sting and Abyss against Styles and Cage next week. Sting and Abyss rush in the ring and they fight to close the show.
2 matches which didn't have much for moves. There were some pretty good moves in the Thriple Threat match though. I was thinking this was going to be torture but it was actually bearable.
Video package of Desitnation X and Jim Cornette is now seen inside the six sided cage. He announces the Lethal Lockdown match then introduces World Champ Christian Cage and Kurt Angle. Cage is whining and complaining about the match but Cornette cuts him off. "We got a wrestling program to have." That's a laugh! Tenay and West were running down the matches then Styles with a crutch and a neckbrace. He talks about how much he's hurting after their match and how he won't be the same and tells Rhino to call his wife which brings Rhino out. Rhino says he already called Styles' wife then asks the crowd if they want him to beat on AJ some more. He then asks the crowd if he wants it to be over. Rhino says it's over, turns around which allows Styles to attack.
Commercial.
Styles and Rhino still going at it with Rhino now on the attack but not for long as Cage comes out and helps AJ attack Rhino. Angle and Joe have come out now but Cage climbs over and out. Backstage with LAX and Shelley. Konnan does another awesome promo.
Commercial.
Borash is in the back with Sabin and Backlund. Word of the night, "Exclusionary." Nash and Dutt are in the ring and Jay Lethal comes out to a funked up "Macho Man" entrance and does his own impression. Kaz and Lynn have now come out and we get a quick series of nearfalls. Lethal springboards in but gets caught in a DDT from Kaz for 2. Nice inverted DDT from Lynn on Kaz gets him 2. Kaz gets a nearfall on both Lynn and Lethal which was quite good. Lethal pins Kaz then Daniels comes out and beats them all down. Backstage with Cage and AJ. Cage names Styles as his first partner.
Commercial.
LAX vs. Team 3D is up now. Konnan is on commentary for this match. Team 3D in control early on but Hernandez fights back, gets a nearfall on Bubba then tags in Homicide. Bubba with a nearfall wo tags in Runt. I don't deny that Runt might've been drinking.
Commercial.
LAX now in control and they're taking it to Runt. Shelley holds up Runt for Hernandez to attack but Runt ducks and tage D-Von. It's all broken down now and winds up with Bubba and D-Von asking Shelley "WASSSUP!!!" A table has been brought out but the ref is distracted outside as Shelley is taken through a table. Hernandez sneaks up on D-Von for a quick pin. Konnan gets on the mic and says they're gonna tranish 3Ds legacy. Backstage with Serotonin. Raven would be more coherent if he took that thing off his mouth.
Commercial.
Backstage with Borash. He goes into a bathroom and sees Eric Young cleaning a toilet. He asks if there's anything that can be done to get him out of his contract. He's about to call his friend but Roode comes in. Cage and Styles are in the ring now. Cage starts out by saying he's the World Champion then introduces Abyss as his 3rd partner. Cage says they're more than just a team, they're a family. Sting has now come out. He says that Abyss is a new man and doesn't need to be led around anymore. Cornette has now come out and announces Sting and Abyss against Styles and Cage next week. Sting and Abyss rush in the ring and they fight to close the show.
2 matches which didn't have much for moves. There were some pretty good moves in the Thriple Threat match though. I was thinking this was going to be torture but it was actually bearable.
Labels: iMPACT, OCC Television Coverage, TNA
posted by Wade Wallenstein at 3/15/2007 07:38:00 PM
2 Comments:
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"I stole... I mean, borrowed, this recap for a site whose owner has a much bigger cock than the owner of
this site:"
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