Tommy Morrison's Mixed Martial Arts debut not really MMA

My head hurts. If you wish for your head to hurt as well, you may read this and it should be enough.

He's positive, he's negative, his lawyer did all the work then turns out not to be a lawyer, he's fighting but there's no ground stuff allowed.

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrg.

Welcome to WCW or something.