The Sheikies are here!

First thing's first:

Update on the big White-Ortiz boxing match
You know you don't care and are reading this for the main event.

Here it is, for the spollympic champungsheep of the vorld.
The 2006 Sheiky Award spectacular super-funk extravaganza column thing that rules
Enjoy, a lot of hard work went in to other things and this was the result.