The Rock may have to smell his own cooking for awhile
In People magazine, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson announced they were separating.
I didn't tell you to click the cut but if you decided to do so, I've got some bonus comments.
I heard she kept waiting and waiting for him to say: "Finally, the Rock has cum".
Actually, she did hear him say: "Finally, the rock has cum with some Jabroni named Juvintud".
If they get divorced, she might find a lawyer just so she can stick the settlement straight up his candy ass...especially after shining it up real nice first then turning it sideways.
Maybe the real problem was she found out that the Rock had gone too many places already.
Perhaps she was shocked to learn that the Rock now had a preference for beef jerkey and was not interested in pie?
Maybe she was sick of hearing: "What do you think? It doesn't matter what you think!"
Whatever the reason is, I just hope she doesn't take him to the People's court.
I didn't tell you to click the cut but if you decided to do so, I've got some bonus comments.
I heard she kept waiting and waiting for him to say: "Finally, the Rock has cum".
Actually, she did hear him say: "Finally, the rock has cum with some Jabroni named Juvintud".
If they get divorced, she might find a lawyer just so she can stick the settlement straight up his candy ass...especially after shining it up real nice first then turning it sideways.
Maybe the real problem was she found out that the Rock had gone too many places already.
Perhaps she was shocked to learn that the Rock now had a preference for beef jerkey and was not interested in pie?
Maybe she was sick of hearing: "What do you think? It doesn't matter what you think!"
Whatever the reason is, I just hope she doesn't take him to the People's court.
Labels: Dany Garcia, Entertainment, humor, Movies, Pro Wrestling News, The Rock
posted by Casey Trowbridge at 6/01/2007 09:49:00 PM
6 Comments:
CAAAN YAAAA SUUUMMMELLLLL... WUT THA ROCK ORDERED... FOR TAKE-OUT~!!!!
Ok, I thought the jokes I secretly hide behind the cut without mentioning were funny, and maybe they are...but your comment, well its a good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read it.
The Rock loves Pie. I wonder if he would taste Christy Hemmes pie. Thats if you like your pie with black olives looking things and something that looks like yeast infections.
I'm never getting black olives in a salad or on pizza again.
I hear that Christy Hemme loves to have Campbells Cream of Mushroom poured on her and licked off. That what I heard Euan said after there date from the land Amsterdam.
So next month, when I'm able to eat again...
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