The Rock may have to smell his own cooking for awhile

In People magazine, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson and wife Dany Garcia Johnson announced they were separating.



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I heard she kept waiting and waiting for him to say: "Finally, the Rock has cum".

Actually, she did hear him say: "Finally, the rock has cum with some Jabroni named Juvintud".

If they get divorced, she might find a lawyer just so she can stick the settlement straight up his candy ass...especially after shining it up real nice first then turning it sideways.

Maybe the real problem was she found out that the Rock had gone too many places already.

Perhaps she was shocked to learn that the Rock now had a preference for beef jerkey and was not interested in pie?

Maybe she was sick of hearing: "What do you think? It doesn't matter what you think!"

Whatever the reason is, I just hope she doesn't take him to the People's court.

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