If a Tree Falls in the Woods...?

Ric has a review of Showtime's Road to Dynamit or whatever the fuck they're calling their hype special for that K-1 show that will lose more money than I've ever seen.

I've reprinted his comments behind the cut, due to the fact his greatness is not perminently archived.

Earlier tonight (8:30 PM ET), I managed to catch the premiere of Showtime's 'Countdown to Dynamite USA' (Brock Lesnar vs. Hong Man Choi).

It would've been nice to receive more than a few minutes of advanced notice), but that aside, I wanted to comment on a few things:

1.) Brock Lesnar sure looks thin.

2.) Rena Mero sure looks old.

3.) Why is Rena still using Mark's last name? I can understand her not wanting to use Brock's, but c'mon.

4.) I'm already sick of Gina Carano, and hope Jan Finney kicks her ass.

There are supposed to be five more of these half-hour specials, although I have no idea when they'll be airing. If you're interested, though, I can tell
you how to catch future airings of this particular episode:

Replays
Showtime: Friday, May 18 @ 12 AM & 11 PM ET
Showtime: Monday, May 21 @ 12 AM ET
Showtime Extreme (whatever the fuck that is): Sunday, June 3 @ 7 PM ET (Yeah, so what if this is after the pay-per-view?)

Yeah, this'll really make money.

I love how there's a replay of the special the day after the show that's perfect for this.