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Monday, April 16, 2007

iMPACT Preview

Its not much right now, but here it is

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Sunday, April 15, 2007

TNA Lockdown Predictions Recap

Here's how everyone did and where everyone stands.

For the most recent standings prior to this event Click here

Casey: 7-2
Euan: 7-2
Scott: 7-2
Art: 8-1
Wade: 9-0 (the word cock followed by sucker immediately springs to mind)

Wade is the first person to go an entire show undefeated.

Here's where we went wrong.

Euan, Art and I were all hurt by Black Machismo not winning the x-division title.
Euan was stupid enough to pick Christy's mystery team, otherwise he'd have gone 8-1.
I was also hurt by Christian not winning the main event...hey, I took a chance.
Scott was hurt by picking Williams over Roode.

Now with that out of the way, the relevent stats. I promise, not every category is listed this time.



First looking at TNA itself.
TNA Standings:
Wade: 4 events, 24 wins, 11 losses for 68.57%
Euan: 4 events, 21 wins, 14 losses for 60.00%
Casey: 4 events, 20 wins, 15 losses for 57.14%
Art: 4 events, 20 wins, 15 losses for 57.14%
Scott: 4 events, 18 wins, 17 losses for 51.13%
Marcus: 3 events, 16 wins, 10 losses for 61.54%
Ric: 2 events, 9 wins, 8 losses for 52.94%
Alan: 0 events, 0 wins, 0 losses for 0%
Jason: 0 Events, 0 wins, 0 losses for 0%

Art's percentage went way up after this show from his impressive performance. Of course, all of our percentages went up, some more than others.

In the Pro Wrestling category...
Casey: 8 events, 37 wins, 26 losses for 58.73%
Euan: 8 events, 34 wins, 28 losses for 54.84%
Art: 8 events, 32 wins, 30 losses for 51.61%
Wade: 7 events, 36 wins, 20 losses for 64.29%
Scott: 7 events, 33 wins, 23 losses for 58.93%
Ric: 6 events, 24 wins, 21 losses for 53.33%
Marcus: 5 events, 23 wins, 16 losses for 58.97%
Alan: 0 events, 0 wins, 0 losses for 0%
Jason: 0 events, 0 wins, 0 losses for 0%

As you can see across all categories, I've grouped everyone together by number of events picked. You can see percentages and stuff for yourself and judge who is the best.

Overall Standings:
Casey: 16 events, 76 wins, 57 losses, 1 NC for 57.14%
Euan: 16 events, 74 wins, 58 losses, 1 NC for 56.06%
Scott: 15 events, 69 wins, 57 losses, 1 NC for 54.76%
Art: 14 events, 66 wins, 50 losses for 56.90%
Wade: 13 events, 65 wins, 44 losses, 1 NC for 59.63%
Ric: 12 events, 59 wins, 39 losses, 1 NC for 60.20%
Marcus: 9 events, 47 wins, 28 losses for 62.27%
Alan: 2 Events, 5 wins, 12 losses for 29.41%
Jason: 1 event, 6 wins, 3 losses for 66.67%

Looking at individual performances...
Individual Event Winners:
New Year’s Revolution: Casey Trowbridge (1)
Final Resolution: Marcus Erickson (1)
Fight Night 8: Ric Gillespie (1)
Royal Rumble: Wade Wallenstein (1)
UFC 67: Wade Wallenstein (2)
EXC Destiny: Euan Taylor (1)
Against All Odds: Wade Wallenstein (3)
No Way Out: Casey Trowbridge (2), Ric Gillespie (2), Scott Liedle (1), Marcus Erickson (2)
Pride 33: Casey Trowbridge (3) Ric Gillespie (3)
UFC 68: Marcus Erickson (3)
Destination X: Casey Trowbridge (4), Euan Taylor (2), Wade Wallenstein (4), Marcus Erickson (4)
Wrestlemania: Scott Liedle (2), Euan Taylor (3)
Fight Night 9: Ric Gillespie (4)
UFC 69: Casey Trowbridge (5)
Pride 34: Euan Taylor (4)
Lockdown: Wade Wallenstein (5)

Events won:
Casey, Wade: 5
Ric, Euan and Marcus: 4
Scott: 2
Art-Alan-Jason: 0

Now, I've got to say that Art must be feeling a case of bridesmaid syndrome. I haven't checked this yet, but I believe Art has more second place finishes than anyone else and has yet to win one of these events. That's ok, I'm sure he's just tricking us all in to a false sense of security before the sneak attack.

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OC Times Live Coverage: TNA Wrestling's 'Lockdown' 2007

Welcome to the OC Times and our live match-by-match coverage for TNA Wrestling's All Steel Cage Pay Per View, Lockdown.

The Pre-show is starting in a bit, where VKM will wrestle Serotonin. If my keyboard doesn't crap out on me during the show, refresh your browser for the latest happenings.



Some stuff happened on the pre-show but I don't know because I went to get food.

I came back and Angle was arguing with Cornette and the heels will have the man advantage in Lethal Lockdown, and that's as it should be.

Don West runs down the card for the final sell for everyone watching the pre-show, which for me means I already bought the show to begin with.

Nice opening video. They show the arena and TNA spent some money on the pyrotechnics.

We're opening with the X-division title Xscape match.

West and Tenay are currently running down the card they just ran down, and on a show we've paid for already. Theoretically if I bought the show, I should already know the card.

Match 1: Xscape match - Shark Boy Vs. Alex Shelley Vs. Sonjay Dutt Vs. Black Machismo Vs. Chris Sabin

God damn Lethal's Savage impression is uncountable kinds of awesome.

The Rules: First 3 falls must come by pin or submission. When it comes down to the last 2 men it is escape the cage rules, got it? Good.

Tenay points out that this is the 4th reign of Chris Sabin. Well, when one of your reign lasts 1 TV taping, that will tend to allow them to pile up.

St. Louis is down with Black Machismo. In order to reenforce that this is an x-division match, the announcers talk about the main event. Just call them Luchadors and call me 1997.

The spots go fast and furious in the early going and the crowd is hot. I guess when you don't sit in the audience every 2 weeks, you don't take what you see for granted.

Shark Boy is the first one out via Alex Shelley. Yeah, I know you're surprised by that development. Don't worry, the report will be here when you recover from the shock.

Dueling chants for Lethal and Alex Shelley.

Crowd chants "This is awesome", and while I wouldn't go that far, at least they're chanting it in appreciation not to get themselves over. Yeah, I hate Orlando so sue me.

Shelley and Sabin are working as a unit for now.

A nice spot comes when Alex Shelley has Black Machismo in a neckbreaker position and Sabin drop kicks him in the face.

Dueling submissions by the heels and dueling reversals by the faces into their own submissions, including Sonjay with a camel clutch on Shelley. Break his back, make him humble and then fuck his ass!

Sonjay Dutt is eliminated via Sabin with the Cradle shock.

Alex Shelley eliminated via the flying elbow from the most awesome man in the vold.

Sabin and Lethal battle to escape a kick from Sabin catches Machismo in the cage and Sabin drops down for the win.

Winner: Chris Sabin
A fun, fun match in front of a hot appreciative crowd.

Borash is backstage with Team Cage who are celebrating the fact they have the advantage. Team Cage is a family accept for Abyss who gets mad at this and Mitchell reads him the riot act.
Christian says that Team Angle has a traitor in its midst and that's Je ha Double F Jarrett. Then Christian says that nothing will bring him down and that he will get the pin. This effectively ends the celebration.

Robert Roode and Eric Young video package airs. If you're excited for this, then phu-cough!!

Match 2: Petey Williams Vs. Robert Roode

Traci Brooks is Roode's Chief Executive Offender and I'm still not sure what the hell comes along with a job description like that?

Team Canada is mentioned so that's nice of them. Young is to sit in a chair and not move, again I say, strict contract.

I don't have a lot to say other than Roode's pretty much owned Petey in this match. The crowd still in to it though did sing Oh Canada when Petey did the move.

Roode pulls out a hockey stick but EY holds the end of it so he can't use it. An argument breaks out and this allows Petey to hit a hurricanrana and take control.

Young still fighting with Brooks over the stick, Roode demands that he give it up and this allows Williams to role him up for 2.

Young finally throws i the stick to a huge pop because he waited for Petey to get in to a posiion where he could grab it and that's xactly what happened.

Williams uses the stick but the momentum doesn't last. Roode eventually throws the stick out of the ring. Williams teases the Destroyer to a big pop and Roode reverses out of it and in to his own finisher for the pin.

Winner: Robert Roode
A pretty fun match all things considered.

When was the last time you heard Orlando pop for a tease of the Destroyer?

Latisha is with Kurt Angle. Angle is telling Rhino the bad news. Rhino says he can forgive and forget but he suggests that Angle go and tell Joe.

A video package airs for the Jackie Moore Vs. Gail Kim feud.

Match 3: Jackie Moore Vs. Gail Kim

Ok, I was talking to Euan about this earlier, other than this match anyone know of any other women's matches inside the cage? I refuse to think this hasn't happened before now. TNA's not saying it has never happened in wrestling in fact they're careful to say it is the first time in TNA. So I'm just thinking that there has been at least 1 and likely several that I've just not seen.

Gail comes to the ring and Ms. Jackie makes sure she doesn't even make it in before the match starts. Gail throwing Jackie in to the broadcast table and its a Jeff Jarrett women's match.

Mike Tenay's water ended up in Gail's hair and that just made her mad. Finally, the match enters the ring.

Jackie just flings Gail around even hitting a release suplex.

For as heated as the feud has been in terms of the women giving their most intensity to it, the crowd is not as in to it as I would've guessed. The women put more in to the build than they're going to get in the response to the match.

Neither women has been sent in to the cage at this point so it is basically a match that happens to have a cage around it. Gail hits a missile dropkick off the top for a 2 count.

I just found out that in this match you can win by pinfall, submission or escape through the door.

Gail uses the door to hit Jackie, but then instead of escaping she decided to climb the top of the cage and hit a crossbody off it and she gets the pin.

Winner: Gail Kim
Jackie didn't really catch Gail the best. This match was ok but I actually expected more of the match, but the finish was surprising.

JB interviews Mr. Backlund. I can hardly hear what Backlund said but Borash asked him if he'd call it fair and square.

Match 4: Austin Starr Vs. Senshi
Special Referee: Bob Backlund

The focus early in the match was on whether or not Backlund would call the match fair. In this feud, you have 2 men capable of greatness working to the level of okness and to me that's kinda gayness.

Backlund's count was quick but it was quick for the both of them.

Powerbomb gets Starr a 2 count and as Senshi kicks out Starr slaps him in a half crab. Senshi reaches for the ropes but Starr pulls him back. Backlund finally does make him release, I've got a question...release or what? Can you be DQ'd in these matches? It would be nice for TNA to let me know such things but its not meant to be.

Senshi uses a dropkick to "knock the crap out of" Austin Starr. That's Don West'swording not mine.

Senshi gets the win off of a role up after a little assist from Backlund.

Winner: Senshi
It was better than their piror bouts, and it picked up considerably toward the end of the match so another in a streak of watchable matches tonight.

JB is with Samoa Joe. Joe is kinda pissed at Angle and he cuts a firey promo and he will never get along with Jeff Jarrett. Joe is so awesome. Joe threatens death to anyone that gets in his way.

Match 5: Blindfold Match - Chris Harris Vs. James Storm

This would be so much better if it were Harris Vs. Storm, no stipulation.

We've had 4 watchable matches up to this point, 3 of them actually beyond watchable but this is going to end that streak I'm going to bet.

A good blindfold match would be a greater upset than Serra over St. Pierre.

Chris Harris has new theme music that sounds like a knockoff of "more human than human".

Scott says this is wrestleMania VII all over again and Wade made that same comment in his predictions piece.

They play that game of, I can't see you so I can't find you. I love this crowd as they chant: "We want Wrestling". Harris finds Storm who backs in to a corner to escape as the crowd boos. God bless St. Louis, I almost want to take back every bad thing I've ever said about you guys.

Harris finally does the "if I point in a direction, perhaps the crowd will tell me where he is?" only if I'm Storm and I know that's what he's doing why wouldn't I move when found out? Yeah I know logic.

Boring chants rain down, and they are loud. This crowd is wonderful.

Storm's hood comes off and that allows him a glimpse of where Harris is at. When thinking of adjectives and adverbs and verbs to put in a sentence that would describe this match, the words sucks, blows and festering pile of crap are right near the top.

St. Louis is moving up the ranks of my favorite cities list with the "someone stop this" chant. Now, I swear to God Jesus and Mr. McMahon a Goldberg chant breaks out. This crowd earns 1600 stars.

Yes, Storm takes the hood off and cheats and superkicks Harris. He puts the hood back on and he pins him.

Winner: James Storm

Thumbs way down for the match, and way way way way way up for the fans.

Angle backstage with Sting. Angle believes Jarrett has changed for the better. Sting says that something happened to Jarrett that made him a different man. Get this, Sting doesn't know what it is, and it is none of his business. But Abyss is his business? Sting will give Jarrett the benefit of the doubt tonight but bad things will happen if Jarrett screws up. Sting will give him the benefit of the doubt, and I can only think it is because he is an idiot.

A video package for the Daniels Vs. Jerry Lynn match airs next. Daniels says a bunch of things about finding himself and singing songs around a campfire and going on nature walks.

Match 6: Christopher Daniels Vs. Jerry Lynn

I told Wade that this has been a good show so far and he said that's surprising for TNA. I maintain and always have that even though the PPVs Russo's booked haven't lived up to the ones that proceeded him from the peak of the summer of 2005, none of the Russo booked shows have been as awful as those 1999 WCW shows like Bash at the Beach. You think you've seen crap, not until you've seen the Junkyard match.

The last match has humbled the enthusiasm of the crowd.

On this all cage show, nobody has bled yet, I expect/hope this means we'll see a ton in the last couple of matches.

Crowd is asleep, blindfolds kill crowd heat dead.

Daniels and Lynn exchange punches mid-ring and Huerta-Garcia they are not. Daniels escapes out of the cradle piledriver, puts Lynn down, goes for the BME and comes up empty.

Crowd finally starting to wake up. They start to chant :This is awesome", but if it is so awesome why were they quiet for so long? Oh yeah, the last match. I wouldn't say it is awesome or anything but I will give them credit for recovering the crowd after the eternal disaster of the prior match.

Lynn tries to cradle piledrive Daniels off the top but Daniels crotches him. Daniels hits the Last Rights, and in spite of Don West's protests he gets the win.

Winner: Christopher Daniels

JB backstage with Team 3D. Brother Ray says the time for talking is over. He's sick and tired of hearing his own voice. Well, he's not alone in that regard. He says other things but its Brother Ray so I don't care. I wish Konnan had gotten to speak on this.

Hey, I got my wish, Latisha is with Konnan and LAX. Team 3D is washed up, and he calls Team 3D a broken record and says they're worse than a Christy Hemme promo. I love this man. Homicide and Hernandez also get to speak on this.

Match 7: Team 3D Vs. The Latin American Xchange

Konnan does not accompany LAX out to the ring.

JB is out to do the ring intros UFC style. Earl Hebner is ref and he gets booed.

JB calls for the cage to be electrified and we know it is because funky music plays when it happens.

Team 3D takes control early and they tease some cage tossing and Hernandez meets the door which is not electrified.

There is a very audible hum coming through the speakersof my stereo right now. Either its real or credit to the TNA production team for piping in the sound.

Homicide and Hernandez are now in control and Hernandez pulls out a chain. Homicide's hand touches the cage and Brother Ray gets the chain. D-von gets the honor of being the first man on the night to bleed.

Hernandez is next to join the color parade as LAX has regained the advantage. LAX goes high-risk and it doesn't pay off and 3D back in control and they hit some suplexes. Suplex them, put em in the camel clutch...break their backs and then...I can't remember.

Finally, Konnan is wheeled out by a member of Latino Nation, I'm guessing its Machete. He clocks Andrew Thomas but Hector Guerrero puts the stop to that. The cage door gets opened, and Brother Ray instructs Hector to "get me the fucking tables".

Hernandez argues with Hector and that gets a nearfall for 3D after they shove Hernandez into the cage.

Hernandez just flings Brother D-von into the cage and it made a cool and yet painful sounding noise.

The crowd chants fire Russo because I guess they don't like this match but really I'm not entirely sure why. I guess the electricution is too hoaky for them which isn't an invalid excuse or anything.

There sure are a lot of gloves being used in this match. Hernandez puts on a pair and is heading up the cage. He goes to put D-von through the table but D-von moves. Crowd chants "Holy Shit" at that one.

Homicide sent in to the electrified cage which gets the crowd booing, and I'm guessing the noise that accompanied it was what set the crowd off. 3D gets the pin in the predictable outcome.

Winners: Team 3D

I don't know, I thought the match was fine, but if you didn't then I will not argue. I think it was a case of high expectations for explosions not being met.

I should note, that 3D finally wins the titles they've saught after for so long...and TNA cuts away immediately.

JB with Kurt Angle backstage. He says he did his job for Team Angle. He says he wouldn't have made the call to Jarrett if he didn't think it was the right thing to do. He says if Jarrett screws team Angle then he screws Kurt Angle, and not in his words, but basically the same affect...it would be very bad for Jarrett.

A video package airs for the Lethal Lockdown recounting all the fighting among team members.

Match 8: Lethal Lockdown
Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Rhino, Sting and Jeff Jarrett)
Vs.
Team Cage: (Christian Cage, Abyss, AJ Styles, Scott Steiner and Tomko)

The rules:
2 competitors start out for 5 minutes. After that period expires, a member of Team Cage will come out for a 2 minute 2-on-1 advantage. At the end of that period, a member of Team Angle will enter to even things up. They alternate until all 10 men are in when Lethal Lockdown begins, and then it is pinfall or submission to win. Man who scores the fall earns the title shot.

The keeper of the key is introduced and it is Harley Race. He comes out to the original TNA intro music from the Nashville days and can barely walk.

Team Cage's first man is AJ Styles, no surprise to me.
Team Angle's first man is Kurt Angle.

Angle and Styles seem to be pacing themselves for the long-hall and I do not in any way blame them.

AJ Styles is put down to the mat hard as the time limit expires and the next man comes out. The next member of Team Cage to join the match is Abyss.

They fight for what seems like a quick 2 minutes and then Rhino comes out to even up the sides.

Tomko is the third member of Team Cage to join the match as AJ Styles has started to Don West notices that the fresh man seems to do well when he enters the match. Don also noticed that he has 2 feet and 10 fingers. Rhino looks to be the next in the color parade.
bleed.

Scott thinks this match needs some crowd heat. As this happens, Samoa Joe enters for Team Angle to a big reaction.

I can confirm that the intervals are 2 minutes due to a safisticated system of keeping track of time.

Joe is cleaning house and the crowd seems to love that, he has AJ up and he hits the Musclebuster.

Angle takes Tomko over for 4 suplexes, this requires 4 camel clutches, 4 backbreakings and 4 ass fuckings. He just hit a fifth so it is now 5 of each. Scott Steiner is the forth man in for Team Cage.

Steiner comes in and starts throwing a lot of people around.

Scott Steiner, swear to God, Jesus and Mr. McMahon just hit a Frankensteiner on Rhino. Yes, you read that the fuck right. Steiner hit it to a huge pop.

Sting is the next man in for Team Angle. So this went pretty much the way I expected it would.

Sting drops Abyss, Stinger splashes Steiner, then Abyss then Styles and Tomko together.

We get the non-X-division version of the Tower of Doom, we got the X-division version in the end. Styles was the unlucky one on top and Sting was the one who was left standing.

Team Christian's last man out is Christian himself.

West wonders if Christian coming out last wasn't for selfish reasons. Tenay does not wonder he knows that's why.

Christian is not having a lot of success with Sting. He's the only one to not dominate upon entering.

Final countdown to Jeff Jarrett. He doesn't really get any kind of a noticeable face pop.

Now that all 10 are in, Lethal Lockdown begins with the lowering of the cage top.

Weapons are hanging from the ceiling and are in play and now a fall can be counted.

Jarrett is going up and he is tossing weapons to his teammates. Sting gets a bat, Rhino a trashcan, Joe a Knightstick and a trash lid for Jarretthimself. A led pipe is also involved, if it had been a crackpipe it might've attracted Guillard-Diaz-Sanchez.

AJ Styles starts to head up to the top of the cage, and Kurt Angle is the soul that gets to follow him up. Abyss has thumbtacks and this has broken down into "I hit you, you hit me" with weapons.

Rhino just gores Tomko out of the cage. AJ hits Angle wit a chair. Steiner throws Rhino out and grabs the NWA title. Joe hits a suicide dive and I'm having trouble following it all. Abyss pours out the tacks and then Sting and Jarrett drop Christian back first into them.

Abyss hits a black hole slam on Jarret.

Angle throws AJ off the cage and thankfully everyone on the floor catches him. Tenay repeatedly pleas for a replay and he gets one. The crowd is in to this one. Abyss loads up the guitar with thumbtacks, and signals for Jarrett to pick up the guitar. Jarrett does so and cracks Abyss with the guitar and then Jarrett motions for Sting to pin him. Sting does pin him and he gets the title shot.

Winners: sting, Jeff Jarrett, Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe and Rhino

Sting shakes hands, so does Joe and Kurt Angle shakes his ead i confusion.

I loved it so sue me. They had me at the Frankensteiner.

A thumbs up show with a minimal amount of crap.

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TNA Newsbits

Via Big Dave

*Serotonin is VKM's opponents, no surprise to me as I predicted such in the roundtable.

This line worries me:

The Main Event should have an interesting ending.


This worries me in connection to wrestling in general but the words interesting ending in relation to TNA freak me out.

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TNA Fanfest footage, and get a sneak peak at the open to Lockdown

TNA has put up a TNA Today with footage from yesterday's fanfest.

Want to see a sneak peak at the open to Lockdown tonight? here you go

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Who is backstage at Lockdown?

This is a mild spoiler potentially, but I don't consider it one for a reason I am about to explain. However, you might disagree so consider this your warning that it could be a spoiler for future events.

Doug and Anny Basham are backstage at Lockdown according to PwInsider.com's Mike Johnson.

As I noted in my preview for Lockdown and on our audio preview show earlier this week, the Non-compete clause for both men is not due to expire for a few more days and thus it is not likely that they are VKM's opponents tonight. However, that is the eventual plan so I expect that they are backstage to get acquainted with everyone.

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CARE/Other Vuz, Vuz, Vuz Jabronis Preview: TNA Wrestling's Lockdown 2007

You can read the picks submitted by clicking here so far, yours truly, Scott Liedle and Art Shimko have made predictions.

The thread is open until show time, so keep checking back as other members of the CARE group make their picks.

Also, the thread is open to anyone and everyone so if you want to predict, sign up for the message board and make your picks in the above linked thread.

Last, but not least. Relive the past 2 editions of Lockdown by reading my iMPACT Analysis columns.


I'll be doing Live match-by-match coverage starting at around 7:30 PM ET/6:30 PM CT.

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

iMPACT Analysis: TNA Wrestling's Lockdown 2006

We’re back with a look at the 2006 edition of TNA Wrestling’s All Steel Cage Pay Per View. This review of Lockdown will have you all ready for the 2007 version coming to you this Sunday on Pay Per View.

What is the iMPACT Analysis? I take a look back at the given event and I try to provide context for each match. Looking at what each participant had been doing prior to their match with their given opponent and I also look at how the result of the match iMPACTed the future direction of the wrestlers, the titles and the promotion as a whole. Then at the end I rate the show on a number of criteria.

All of these are rated on a scale from 0-10.

Wrestling Quality: How was the in-ring action on the show?
Backstage Quality: How were the promos, backstage skits and other angles?
Crowd Heat: Was the crowd in to the show?
Announcing: Were they on point, humorous, say something completely stupid?
Booking: Did the storyline direction make sense? Did the right man or team go over in the end?
iMPACT Analysis: How did this show iMPACT the company? Was it memorable, a complete throwaway, somewhere in the middle?
Replay Factor: How much of this would you ever want to view a second time?
Average: Taking the score in each of the above categories and dividing it by the number of categories and that determines the show score.
Is it worth buying the DVD? Asks if this DVD is worth the purchase or not.



Event: Lockdown 2006
Event Date: 04/23/2006
Event Venue: Universal Studios, Orlando Florida
Announcers: Mike Tenay and Don West

There was an in studio preshow this month, thus no preshow matches for me to ignore. All match times come from www.prowrestlinghistory.com

This is TNA, the wrestling company tired of Casey making fun of our tagline.

The hype video starts out with James Mitchell talking to Christian and asking if he’s ready to face Abyss for the world title. Samoa Joe and Sabu are hyped and then they hype Sting’s Team Vs. Team Jarrett in the Lethal Lockdown. Not the same hype video as they used to open the show the year before, but it was still pretty good.

Match 1: Team USA (Alex Shelley, Sonjay Dutt and Jay Lethal) Vs. Team Japan (Hirooki Goto, Black Tiger and Minoru)

This was a preview of the world X-cup. Sonjay Dutt had wrestled in an international X match at the prior month’s Destination X event while Lethal and Shelley actually wrestled each other with Shelley winning. This was the debut of all 3 members of New Japan’s Team Japan in TNA.

A bit of irony, Team USA captain Chris Sabin defeated both Shelley and Dutt to qualify for the team. Those other men won qualifying matches later on.

The World X-cup was one of those ideas that TNA had that was better on paper than it was in execution, as shown by the lack of star power on the Mexican team. It also worked better in the era of 2-hour Pay Per Views than as matches on iMPACT every week.

Team USA comes out to an interesting remix of the U.S. National Anthem. Team Japan has Generic music. Sonjay Dutt represents the U.S. here and India at Destination X 2006 the month prior. One year later and Lethal Shelley and Dutt once again find themselves in the same match as they are wrestling in the 5-man Xscape match on the 2007 show.

It is a good thing I don’t do traditional play-by-play because I’ve seen this match a bunch and I’ve got no idea how to describe some of these double and triple team moves.

Shelley’s got the Paparazzi cam and hands it off to So-Cal Val. Don West says that’s not what he’d want to hand off to her. Lecherous Don West is kind of creepy.

Team USA is having issues getting along, and I know this because Shelley is a heel the other 2 are faces and the announcers said so.

Black Tiger tags in and Tenay goes in to full-on Professor mode talking about the history of this gimmick and the Tiger Mask gimmick in Japan. Tenay is in his glory at this point bringing the knowledge including Eddie Guerrero playing the roll. This man should not be doing play-by-play he should do color and drop the historical info for a show not based around crash TV.

Hirooki Goto is next to get the professor treatment talking about his years of experience. Team USA uses some nice teamwork to take control. For as awesome as historical Tenay can be, when he says “Original Playa from the Himalayas” he sounds quite old.

Team Mexico comes out to watch the match including: Shocker, Puma and Magno. See what I mean about the Star Power?

Team Japan is cutting off Sonjay from his tag partners because they’re awesome that way. Sonjay gets an assist from Alex Shelley showing that he’s down with his team and then a few seconds later Sonjay snaps off a rana and tags in Jay Lethal.

It starts to break down, Shelley with a frog splash for 2, and then Sonjay hits a shooting star but Black Tiger breaks up that pin. Crowd chants “USA USA” proving they know where they live. Minoru special has to be broken up by Team USA. Crowd chants, “This is awesome”, and I’m not inclined to disagree.

Sonjay goes for a Sonjay Cutter but is nailed by his own partner Alex Shelley. A Tiger Suplex follows shortly thereafter and that gets the pin for Team Japan.

Winners: Team Japan – 12:01
This was a fun match that only slightly involved use of the cage and didn’t need tables; garbage cans, chairs or Kendo sticks to get over.

Thumb Position: Up, I love this match! It was a good way to start things off and no match in the X-cup itself would be as good.

Impact: none, it was just a showcase to get people ready for the world X-cup that started on the next iMPACT.

Mike Tenay and Don West run down the card. Team 3D and Team Canada in an anthem match. Samoa Joe Vs. Sabu, Christian Cage Vs. Abyss and Lethal Lockdown.

Jeremy Borash is backstage with Team 3D. Borash hawks some action figures before starting the interview; he’s no Don West. Brother Ray says that the war continues but tonight it ends. Lord, I hope so. Team 3D is finally reunited with their Brother, Runt. Tonight is not about titles; it is about pride. This is because neither team currently holds the titles Brother Ray says he’d rather go to work for that miserable company in Stanford than listen to the Canadian anthem. D-von says: “Tell me he didn’t just say that?” and Ray says he was only ribbing. You’ve got to love the insider references that 98% of the audience totally understands. Well, the fact is more of TNA’s audience probably would get what a rib is than the WWE audience just because TNA’s audience is more hardcore and smaller and more familiar with the Internet.

Zbyszko comes in and asks Borash what he knows about the big announcement coming up later in the show. Borash says he doesn’t know and I’ve got a funny feeling that we’re going to hear more of this.

Match 2: Christopher Daniels Vs. Senshi

This was originally supposed to be Daniels Vs. Jushin Lyger but that ended up not happening. This is Senshi’s return to TNA after more than a year away from the company. Daniels had won the X-division title in an Ultimate X match over Samoa Joe and AJ Styles at Destination X but lost the belt back to Joe on the 4/13 episode of iMPACT, that show’s first episode on Thursday.

David Penzer introduces Senshi as formerly known as Low Ki’ which allows Tenay to go in to professor mode talking about the history of XXX in TNA.

We are also told that Senshi means “Warrior” in Japanese. Daniels and Senshi exchanging chops in the middle of the ring and Senshi wins that battle for the moment.

Now Tenay is talking about Low Ki’s role in the formation and early days of the x-division along with AJ Styles and Jerry Lynn. The announcers alternate between calling him Senshi and Low Ki, which is fine, I guess seeing as how the crowd just calls him Low Ki anyway.

Daniels suplexes Senshi back first to the cage and then plants him with an STO. Daniels goes for a pin but Senshi roles the shoulder at 2. It is time once again for the announcers to talk about how the cage has no give. I think it is in the cage’s contract that it must be mentioned every time the gimmick is in use.

Senshi sidesteps Daniels and then just kicks the crap out of him because he is Senshi.
Then just for fun he hits a series of shots and then drops Daniels with a Death Valley driver.

Daniels comes back scoring a nearfall of his own and the crowd finds this match awesome as well. I don’t find it as awesome as the last match. Daniels tries a superplex but Senshi fights it off. Then Daniels tries for a Super-Angel’s Wings but Senshi fights it off knocking Daniels off. Senshi tries the double stomp but misses. The crowd again finds it awesome and I find it to be pretty good but that’s a much harder chant to manage.

Senshi rolls up Daniels and puts his feet on the ropes for the pin.

Winner: Senshi – N/A

Thumb Position: Up, this was a fun match but they are capable of so much more. Good for the time it was given.

Impact: major, this was the return of Senshi to the promotion. However, this did not lead to a feud between these men.

JB back with The James Gang and Bullet Bob. Bullet Bob will be armwrestling Konnan and the loser’s team will get strapped inside the steel cage. Foolish mortal if you did not think TNA could overbook armwrestling.

B.G. notes that Konnan broke their hearts. I guess Konnan isn’t most Black Brother in the vold. Kip James says: “Mama always said I was a strapping young man”. He says this in a way that made me think of Will from WillAndSteveRadio.com

Now we get a video package of the LAX Vs. James Gang feud with some wacky LAX theme music. I’ve said this in 3 or 4 TNA 2006 reviews already but it is a miracle LAX got over to any degree given the fact that this feud actually happened. I think if they did this one again today it would be done vastly different.

Match 3: Armwrestling Match – Bob Armstrong Vs. Konnan

Armstrong teamed with the James Gang to defeat LAX in a 6-man tag bout at Destination X. This is the monthly Pay Per View debut of Hernandez. He debuts by walking out to the ring with Konnan for his armwrestling challenge.

I’m sorry, but there is something very funny about an Armwrestling match inside of a steel cage. Konnan calls Orlando a bunch of losers, just like Bullet Bob. Konnan is at a disadvantage because he bruised his knuckles knocking out 15 Orlando punk asses. If they were all just punks, why did he have to bruise his knuckles? I thought punks were pushovers.

Tenay insists that Orlando loves the James Gang as the crowd goes mild. Tenay prompts us to check out the guns on Bob Armstrong. He’s in pretty good shape, I’ll give him that much.

This is an armwrestling match, so you know how this goes. Konnan gets the early advantage, nearly has Armstrong beat, he comes back and pushes Konnan’s arm down for the win. Konnan at least manages to badmouth him before going down to defeat.

Winner: Bob Armstrong

After the match, the James Gang gets to strap LAX. This goes on for way too long and while there are a couple of funny moments, but not enough to justify the length of this segment. Kip whips one of them prematurely and B.G. calls him Billy. Crowd chants “boring” at one point and the segment is not half over at that point. After B.G. refers to him as “Billy” Tenay says that he “jumped the gun”. Oh, aren’t they clever? My answer is no!

Thumb Position: down, not everything on a TNA show can be great.

Impact: mild, this would be the end of the feud thankfully and would lead to the angle that started LAX on their hot streak that would last through the summer and early fall. The James Gang would move on to feud with Team 3D.

JB is backstage with Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner and America’s Most Wanted. Even before Jarrett can say anything Zbyszko comes in to see if Jarrett knows what the major announcement is and Jarrett blows him off. The Montreal screwjob in reference to Earl Hebner is brought up proving that even companies that weren’t around in 1997 can’t let it go!

The heels take turn talking about how great they are in relation to the faces. Scott Steiner’s promo is awesome and it is because and I quote: “I’m ready to snap!”

Match 4: Elimination X: Chris Sabin Vs. Petey Williams Vs. Elix Skipper Vs. Chase Stevens Vs. Puma Vs. Shark Boy

Chris Sabin won the International X match at Destination X, which featured Petey Williams and Puma as well as Sonjay Dutt. Chase Stevens and his partner Andy Douglas lost to the Team of Eric Young and Bobby Roode on that show while Elix Skipper and Shark Boy were probably on the preshow.

This match has the same rules as the year prior and this upcoming year. You eliminate with pinfalls and submissions until it is down to 2 men and then it is over the cage and down to the floor.

D’Amoore heads over to the announce table. He tells Tenay that Williams and Skipper will work together until the end as per an agreement he made with Simon Diamond. He said then they would settle it man to man just like they did back in the Old Country. Nice to see D’Amoore is a fan of the Old Country Times!

The match has started out slow so far with tags in and out, but I’ll bet it breaks down before too long. I know you’ll be surprised to hear this, but Shark Boy did not win this match. In fact he was the first man pinned, what a surprise!

Petey Williams pins Shark Boy at 5:02 after a Canadian Destroyer.

Sabin and Williams are in together and Tenay brings up the long history between the 2 of them. He’s on fire tonight, it is almost like he cares or something. Petey now in with Chase Stevens and tries the Destroyer but Stevens fights it off. Primetime and Puma in as well and Primetime hits the Sudden Death on Puma but Puma breaks it up.

Stevens starts to head up to the top of the cage with the rest of the competitors in the ring. Puma goes after him but is sent back down. Stevens attempts a shooting star press but nobody is there to catch him and he lands badly. Ouch!!! Ouch!!! Ouch!!!

Stevens somehow tries a pin but it is for nothing. Elix Skipper comes in and pins Stevens and he is eliminated. He was almost eliminated from life.

Elix Skipper Pins Chase Stevens in 8:53 after hitting the Sudden Death.

The alliance is short-lived as soon Petey turns on Elix Skipper and pins him. D’Amoore says that: “I break your back with my camel clutch”. He’s trying to be cool but no anyone do it like the Sheik.

Petey Williams pinned Elix Skipper in 9:36 after a rollup.

Sabin is left with Puma and Petey Williams. The eliminations are coming fast as Puma is next to go.

Chris Sabin pinned Puma in 10:21 with the Cradle shock.

Chris Sabin is once again in the final 2 of this match as he was with Shocker in 2005. Sabin hits Williams with the Hesitation dropkick and goes to escape the cage. Sabin trying to leave and D’Amoore interjects himself preventing him from dropping. Sabin rams Petey Williams in to the cage, Petey drops but lands on D’Amoore and Sabin is able to drop for the win.

Winner: Chris Sabin – 12:48
Every team Canada finish must in some way involve Scott D’Amoore. Rule 1B in the TNA rulebook.

Thumb Position: slightly up, this match was fine; the finish was kind of lame however.

Impact: mild, this was the beginning of a minor push for Sabin that would lead him in to a feud with Kevin Nash and an eventual heel turn.

JB is back with James Mitchell and Abyss. James Mitchell cuts a spectacular promo on Christian Cage, questioning whether he is a real champion or not. An awesome segment on iMPACT where Abyss and Mitchell attacked Christian at his home and tried to drown him in his own swimming pool set up this match. It had the line of Mitchell proclaiming, “You can’t win the title from a dead man”. Actually, I think it would be easy to win the title from a dead man.

A hype video airs to build up the Samoa Joe Vs. Sabu match for the x-division title.

Match 5: X-division Title – Samoa Joe Vs. Sabu

Samoa Joe had lost his X-title to Christopher Daniels at Destination X in an ultimate X match that featured AJ Styles. Sabu was returning to TNA for the first time since 2005’s Turning Point event where he defeated Abyss in a barbed wire match.

Sabu was coming in with a broken arm and this was also his last appearance in TNA before heading off to bigger if not necessarily better things in ECW.

Sabu tries to hit Joe with a chair to start but Joe avoids it. Sabu goes for the camel clutch, but because he’s not a real Olympic Champion like Sheik he is not able to break Joe’s back and thus a humbling is avoided.

There is one guy chanting for Sabu right now. This may be the same guy that was the only one cheering for Styles in 2005.

Sabu springboards off of the chair and hits a move of some sort on Joe. He hits a legdrop on the chair, which is on Joe’s head.

Joe applies a cross armbreaker but Sabu is able to counter out of it.

Sabu and Samoa Joe exchange shots for a bit. They both head up top and Samoa Joe brings Sabu down in a less than polite manner. Joe hits Sabu with a chair and then hits the musclebuster for the victory.

Winner: Samoa Joe – 6:12

Thumb Position: in the middle, it wasn’t bad but it was too short to amount to anything good.

Impact: None, Sabu was gone right after this show for the new ECW and this win didn’t do anything to help Samoa Joe anyway. Samoa Joe would go on to team with Sting at the next Pay Per View against Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner.

Jeremy Borash with Team Canada. They’re already singing and it is already annoying me. Eric Young is already well on his way to a wacky personality. Scott D’Amoore is sick and tired of the same old song and dance from Team 3D. Pot, meet Kettle. He does a funny impression of Brother Ray and then declares he doesn’t like Americans because they don’t keep themselves fit like himself and Team Canada.

Zbyszko comes in and asks D’Amoore if he knows what the announcement and D’Amoore says he’s heard a little something but he isn’t going to tell Larry. He says it is time Larry be thrown under the bus and take the fall for once. It should be noted that at this point I was a religious viewer of TNA and had no idea what he was talking about.

Now they show a hype video for the Team 3D Vs. Team Canada match. Watching Lockdown 2005 and 2006 back to back you’d think that Team Canada only ever feuded with AMW or Team 3D. Actually, throw in the Naturals and 3-Live Krew and you’ve pretty much got it all covered.

Match 6: flag match – Team 3D (Ray, D-von and Runt) Vs. Team Canada (Roode, Young and A-1)

Roode and Young defeated the Naturals at Destination X, while A-1 stood around. Team 3D was on the losing end of an 8-man tag match at that same show to Abyss, Jeff Jarrett and Rhino. Runt had debuted in TNA on the 4/13 episode of iMPACT.

You capture the flag to win and if you win then your anthem is played. If that sounds thrilling, you clearly lead a boring life.

Team 3D come out to the ring wearing war paint because that’s how you gain an edge. It is way more effective than a performance-enhancing drug.

Eric Young and Brother Runt are their team’s respective flag protectors, and Tenay compares them to hockey goalies. Neither of these men is as cool as Patrick Roy.

This really doesn’t last long before you’ve got everyone making an effort to go after the other team’s flag.

There is no resemblance to a tag match at all with all men just being involved. It isn’t so bad inside the cage because realistically, what is the referee going to do DQ them?

Just when you thought things couldn’t get anymore chaotic, the referee is bumped. Team 3D captures the flag, but the ref isn’t there. D’Amoore brings a chair in to play and this allows the Canadians to put their flag back into place. I guess that’s supposed to be a nearfall? Now D’Amoore not just content to toss in a chair, but he beats up the gatekeeper (where’s the keymaster?) and goes to bring a table into play.

Team Canada put Runt on the table and Eric Young goes up but misses his elbow and goes through the table himself. Acid Drop for A-1 and the referee gets up as Team 3D recaptures the flag and they pick up the victory.

Winners: Team 3D – 8:45.

Team 3D celebrates as the same version of the National Anthem Team USA used earlier begins to play. They take time out of their busy schedule to give Scott D’Amoore the 3D.

Thumb Position: in the middle, this was really silly but I can’t decide if it was the good or bad kind.

Impact: Minor, this did end the Team 3D Vs. Team Canada feud which was happening at the same time as the Team 3D vs. AMW feud. Team 3D would go on to feud with The James Gang, while Team Canada headed to the world X-cup before being forced to break up.

Something was clipped out of this but I can’t remember what it was but watching the DVD and it is clear something is missing. The iMPACT Zone crowd is singing the anthem and they must never be allowed to do this again.

Some music plays as Don and Mike kill time. Christy Hemme makes her way out to the ring. Don West promises us that is really Hemme because he has that issue of Playboy. She comes over and hands an envelope off to Mike Tenay.

TNA management is undergoing a restructuring that will include a review of all office personnel. In order to see that this is done right, a high-profile individual has been appointed the new face of TNA management. His first act is to place Larry Zbyszko on Probation. Well, at least we don’t have to watch Larry’s adult video. Larry is not down with this and comes out to rant and rave. Larry wants to know who signed this proclamation? Tenay says that it is the corporate office and Larry says he is the corporate office. He insists he can’t do anything wrong because he’s the boss. I can say for sure he’s not the only boss who feels that way. The second announcement is that Raven has been reinstated and he comes out looking like he ate Travis Lutter. Raven chases Zbyszko into the cage and Larry calls for security.

JB is now backstage with Christian Cage. Christian just stands and looks and says nothing. This type of thing was good but would not happen under the Russo regime where words speak louder than actions.

A highlight package for the NWA title match is what we’re treated to next and it includes footage of Abyss trying to drown Christian. Christian asks if Abyss is prepared to die in 6 sides of steel because he is prepared. I don’t think Chase Stevens was prepared and yet it almost happened.

Match 7: NWA World Title – Christian Cage Vs. Abyss

Abyss along with Jeff Jarrett and AMW defeated Team 3D, Ron Killings and Rhino at Destination X. Christian defeated Monty Brown at Destination X in his first title defense. Abyss was one of several wrestlers to attack Christian after the bout.

Christian wastes no time in attacking Abyss to start the match off. We get crowd brawling for the first time this evening. It may sound crazy but when you don’t see it in every match it doesn’t feel so over-done.

This segment of the match goes a lot better for Abyss than it does for Christian. This is not all that unlike Abyss’ match with AJ Styles at the prior year’s Lockdown in that regard.

I mention this further below but if you want proof that the Christian reign was losing its luster, the fact that the crowd is pretty evenly split should be one sign.

Finally, the 2 men enter the ring and the bell rings to officially start the match with Abyss well in control.

Christian takes a beating for a while and then gets a few hope spots. He goes for the Unprettier but Abyss has none of it. Then he continues to use Christian as a rag doll and toss him hither and yon throughout the ring and cage. Yes, I’ve always wanted to use the phrase hither and yon thanks for asking.

We then get a ref bump off of a clothesline and that is at least our second of the night. Mitchell gets the belt and tosses it in to Abyss to use at his own leisure while the referee is down. However, Christian manages to avoid that and hit the Unprettier.

Christian Cage climbs the cage and comes off with a frog splash. Announcers declare that it is over but because they do not instruct us to count with them it is in fact, not the end of the match. Tenay says that Abyss is not a man; he’s a monster. I think that Sting would disagree.

Abyss takes Christian up and hits the Shock treatment and then goes for his trusty bag of thumbtacks that always backfire on him. At this point I wonder what makes them so trusty other than the fact he can always count on them to work against him.

Abyss recreates a spot from last year by tossing Andrew Thomas into the cage to knock Christian down. It worked last time so why not try it again I guess. Christian still gets up, Abyss follows and Christian knocks him back in to the tags. Rudy Charles was going to enter the ring as he was the gatekeeper (again, where is the keymaster?) and that gets 2. Abyss hits Christian with the Black Hole Slam and that only gets 2 for him.

Abyss still fighting with tacks stuck in his arm and I don’t imagine that feels good. Abyss goes for the chokeslam into the thumbtacks but Christian reverses into the Unprettier and that gets him the win. Don West proclaiming: “Right in the face, right in the face, right in the face!” is pretty funny, I love that man.

Winner: Christian Cage – 14:04

After the bout, Abyss attacks Christian and hangs him from the Cage with his chain. This would lead to a rematch the next month at Sacrifice in Full Medal Mayhem. That’s one way to extend the feud without the heel winning the match.

Thumb Position: up, it was a lot like Abyss Vs. Styles from the year before which means I liked it but it wasn’t quite as good.

Impact: minor, As mentioned earlier the post-match attack of Christian led to a full medal mayhem match at the next month’s Pay Per View but by this point it was clear the Christian reign was losing steam quickly.

Jeremy Borash is backstage with Sting’s Army. Even though their friend Christian was just horribly beaten, none of these men seem to be all that concerned. This is the reason Christian turned on Sting further down the line I just know it.

Killings asks what’s up, AJ says that they won’t let Sting down and Rhino promises someone is going to feel the Gore. Sting says its showtime and the fewer words he speaks the better promo he cuts.

Match 8: Lethal Lockdown – Sting, AJ Styles, Rhino and Ron Killings Vs. Jeff Jarrett, Scott Steiner and America’s Most Wanted

Sting returned at Destination X and was beaten down by the debuting Scott Steiner and the rest of the heels. AMW and Jeff Jarrett along with their partner Abyss defeated Ron Killings, Rhino and Team 3D at Destination X. Rhino and Killings were on the previously mentioned losing team at that show while AJ Styles competed in an Ultimate X match against Samoa Joe and Christopher Daniels eventually won by Daniels.

At Lockdown ‘05 this was a 6-man tag, at ‘06 it is an 8-man and at 07 it is a 10-man. I can’t wait until lockdown 33 when it is a 60-man Lethal Lockdown match; even Ric Gillespie would have to admit that as innovative. Ok that's probably not true. As with the prior year, the intervals appear to be 5 minutes for the first period, 2 minutes for all subsequent periods.

Gail Kim and Jackie Gayda accompany Chris Harris to the ring for Jarrett’s army. The man representing Sting’s Warriors is AJ Styles. Well, he was the best choice to go first from a quality standpoint.

I just need to say that I love Gail because it has been awhile since I’ve made that known.

AJ Styles takes the early advantage over Chris Harris, which will make it all the more heart wrenching when the heels take the one-man advantage. It is the natural order of things, which is why I can’t believe TNA was stupid enough to reverse the trend this year. Some things just need not be tampered with because they work. In other words, if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. Harris is already bleeding but does manage to hit the Catatonic. Styles hits the Clash with just seconds remaining and Earl Hebner foolishly counts the pin, which I might add he also did for Chris Harris just prior.

Out next is James Storm because that is the way life should work and he’s got his trusty beer bottle that is a little more reliable than Abyss’ thumbtacks. Some double-teaming of AJ takes place and that lasts for 2 minutes until Rhino is the next man to join the fray.

Rhino goes to fulfill his promise of a gore but James Storm is able to move out of the damn way. See and people don’t think he’s very smart. The 2 minutes don’t seem to be 2 minutes but I’m not the best judge of time so take my statement with a shaker of salt.

Next out for Jarrett’s team is Jarrett himself. Smart not to over-expose Scott Steiner. I expect him to be last in the cage this year as well. They take the fight to Jarrett on the ramp but it doesn’t devolve in to crowd brawling, as is the norm for Jarrett. Quickly Jarrett enters the ring and the 3-on-2 advantage has been achieved.

Next out for Sting’s Warriors is Ron ‘The Truth’ Killings. Another no-brainer here as the less of Sting we get the better.

AJ heads to the top of the cage and I’ve got a feeling it won’t be for the only time in this match. Oh, it is the start of the tower of doom because we hadn’t seen that spot on this show yet. They execute it just in time for Steiner to enter for the 4-on-3 advantage.

Steiner enters and I know this will shock you, but he starts to throw people around. The fans are chanting something but I can’t make it out. Make no matter, as Sting is the final man to enter the bout.

It is weird because the roof is supposed to lower so they can use the weapons attached to it, but it does not happen until Sting commands it. Sting cleans house on AMW and Jarrett and Steiner stacking them all in the corner and hitting the Stinger splash. It is at this point that he actually calls for the thing to be lowered and it is and it does look kind of cool. “Let the Lethal Lockdown begin”, is the proclamation of David Penzer.

James Storm has found an area in the roof that you can wiggle through and he and AJ Styles are headed on top of the roof. Crowd chants “Please don’t die’, and that is something I definitely agree with here. Gail Kim tries to interfere but Jackie stops this. I would normally be against such things as I think Gail should be allowed to do whatever she wants but in this case Jackie prevents her from interfering by removing her bottom’s so that gets a huge thumbs up.

James Storm is setting up a table on top while Sting and Jeff Jarrett have dueling guitars. I feel like a Quick Draw McGraw cartoon is ready to break out. Sting is preparing to hit Jarrett with a guitar but Steiner hits a low blow to end that idea.

AJ Styles has Storm on the table and has set up a ladder. AJ starts to climb the ladder and he is hanging from the rafters and he swings down splashing Storm through the table. Ok, that was freaking insane and outshines both Stevens’ shooting star and Christian’s frog splash. Styles and Storm are out of this match as the crowd chants something about awesome. I should note that all the other men just stood around while this happened.

Steiner hooks Rhino in the recliner but Sting breaks that up with the Scorpion Deathdrop. Harris takes Sting down and hooks him in his own Scorpion Deathlock. Sting grabs the ankle and reverses in to a Deathlock of his own and that gets the submission.

Winners: Sting, Styles, Killings and Rhino – 23:49

Thumb Position: Up, Lockdown may as well be the AJ Styles show.

Impact: significant, this would lead to Styles and Daniels Vs. America’s Most Wanted, Sting and Samoa Joe Vs. Steiner and Jarrett and only Killings and Rhino were splintered away from this group.

Overall Show Thoughts: A much better show than the 2005 incarnation. Some of the finishes were hokier but the wrestling was also a lot better and they didn’t have so many multi-layered gimmick matches on this show.

The Scoring:

Wrestling Quality: 7.5, a lot of good stuff up and down the card.

Backstage Quality: 6.5,a few good promos from the usual suspects and that’s always appreciated.

Crowd Heat: 5, they’ve been hotter but they were hot at the right times.

Announcing: 7, the professor stuff was great and you could tell for one night Tenay cared. Don West also got off a few funny lines.

Booking: 6, a couple of odd finishes here and there but most of this was well done and made sense. I’d kill for that in TNA these days.

IMPACT Analysis: 5.5, a few important things did take place on this show, and what didn’t lead to anything significant was at least fun.

Replay Factor: 6, a lot of this is good for multiple viewings and this is probably the PPV I’ve watched the most number of times since buying the DVD. The 6-man tag to open the show was especially great, maybe even one of my all-time favorite TNA matches.

Average: 6.2, this best the previous best of a 5.7 for Against All Odds 2006 by half a point and was probably the last outstanding TNA show before the booking team ran out of steam and was replaced by big chief hot-head.

Is it worth Buying the DVD?: It is definitely worth buying the DVD just to see AJ Styles be insane, and for the opening tag match neither of which is on another DVD, well perhaps the Lethal Lockdown match is on the Sting DVD I’m not certain.

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iMPACT Analysis: TNA Lockdown 2005

It is time once again for your favorite TNA recap column in the history of earth, the iMPACT Analysis. As it is the month of April, we have Lockdown to look forward to with all the matches contested in 6 sides of steel. As we get ready for the 4/15 show from St. Louis we’ll be looking back at the first 2 editions of this pay per view. Up first as it is the natural order of things is the 2005 event.

What is the iMPACT Analysis? I take a look back at the given event and I try to provide context for each match. Looking at what each participant had been doing prior to their match with their given opponent and I also look at how the result of the match iMPACTed the future direction of the wrestlers, the titles and the promotion as a whole. Then at the end I rate the show on a number of criteria.

All of these are rated on a scale from 0-10.

Wrestling Quality: How was the in-ring action on the show?
Backstage Quality: How were the promos, backstage skits and other angles?
Crowd Heat: Was the crowd in to the show?
Announcing: Were they on point, humorous, say something completely stupid?
Booking: Did the storyline direction make sense? Did the right man or team go over in the end?
iMPACT Analysis: How did this show iMPACT the company? Was it memorable, a complete throwaway, somewhere in the middle?
Replay Factor: How much of this would you ever want to view a second time?
Average: Taking the score in each of the above categories and dividing it by the number of categories and that determines the show score.
Is it worth buying the DVD? Asks if this DVD is worth the purchase or not.



Event: Lockdown 2005
Event Date: 04/24/2005
Event Venue: Universal Studios, Orlando Florida
Announcers: Mike Tenay and Don West

Preshow match results and all match times via ProwrestlingHistory.com
Konnan & Ron Killings beat Lex Lovett & David Young and Andy Douglas & Chase Stevens (6:34) in a "triangle" match when Killings pinned Lovett.

If you buy this DVD, you can watch this match so don’t you feel lucky?

The lockdown video kicks off the show, and they’ve used versions of this video every year of the PPV. This is fine by me as it is one of my favorite TNA openings ever. It concludes with the chilling voice of the woman saying: “God have mercy on their souls.”

Tenay calls this the most barbaric and violent night in TNA history.

West says that the people that couldn’t get in to the building might be better off that way. That comment works on more levels than he intended.

We get footage of Kevin Nash’s staff infection that would keep him out of the 6 sides of Steel. I should note that TNA knew about this in advance but didn’t mention Nash wouldn’t wrestle until the show started, yay them.

Tenay says that because all matches are inside the cage, it is like 8 main events. Sure, sure it is that’s not a stupid statement at all.

Match 1: Chris Candido and Lance Hoyt Vs. Apolo and Sonny Siaki

I believe this was to be Kid Kash and Lance Hoyt but Kash was given his release days before this show due to attitude problems, I know you’re shocked. Chris Candido took his place, and for the life of me I don’t remember the storyline reason for this match.

The team of Apolo and Siaki formed as a result of a singles match they had where they realized they had a lot in common. That’s how most solid marriages start out, via wrestling matches where common ground is realized.

Chris Candido is helped from the cage a couple of minutes in to the match. Announcers talk about whether the injury is legit and then talk about how this proves the violence involved in this show. Given what would result from this, it is kind of creepy to hear that discussion.

Lance Hoyt wrestles the rest of the match on his own. Crowd actually gets behind Hoyt, as this is the beginning of Hoyt-A-Mania. Hoyt goes up top, but is brought down by Siaki with a release over-head suplex. It draws a “Holy Shit” chant from the crowd, it looked impressive because of the size of Hoyt but that’s about it.

Siaki hits the splash off of the top and that gets the pin.

Winners: Siaki and Apollo – 6:53

The Naturals come out and get in the face of Hoyt. Hoyt is not down with this but that allows him to be attacked from behind. This 2-on-1 attack would be what turned Hoyt face and it was Chris Candido’s death that would also turn the Naturals face so these men would be on the same side within a couple of months.

Thumb Position: In the Middle, they did ok working around the Candido injury but the fact that the match had no reason for happening didn’t help.

Impact: not available, the real impact is that this match is where Chris Candido got injured and due to complications from surgery would be dead a few days later. This match also resulted in the face turn of Lance Hoyt but that is not even close to worth consideration compared to Candido’s death.

Backstage, Dusty Rhodes is with the women. Apparently, AMW and Team Canada had a big “Whip-down” outside and so the tag title match now involves straps. The women draw out names and those 2 will start Lethal Lockdown later. The men are Jeff Jarrett and Sean Waltman. The phrase “Whip-down” is enough for the point.

A Bobby Roode Vs. Dustin Rhodes video package airs leading to the next match. “Tonight, they will be caged and possibly even blinded”, in the 2-of-3 falls Prince of Darkness match. Yes, it is not enough that we’ve got all matches inside the cage but some of them have other gimmicks layered on top of them.

Match 2: 2/3 Falls Dustin Rhodes Vs. Bobby Roode

At Destination X, Bobby Roode was on a victorious Team Canada team in 8-man tag team action. On that same show, Dustin Rhodes defeated Raven in a bull rope match.

Roode is accompanied by D’Amoore and A-1. Roode rolls up Dustin and it appears to be a botch because nobody is for sure it was a 3-count and no announcement is made, and the announcers couldn’t figure it out right away either.

Bobby Roode wins fall one in 0:50.

Don West tells us about the pain in Bobby Roode’s groin area. I think there is a pill for that kind o thing. Dustin whips Roode in to the cage and then goes for a pin and gets a 2 count.

The announcers tell us that the6 sided cage has a different physics to it than a regular cage. I’m not sure how that works so I’ll just take their word for it. Yeah, right!

D’Amoore comes over and argues with the unbiased and impartial Mike Tenay just to show how impartial he is supposed to be I guess.

Rhodes gets another 2 off of a quick roll-up.

The match is slow and plotting and they haven’t even dawned the blindfolds yet.

Rhodes whips Roode face first in to the cage door a couple of times. Roode hits the Northern Lariat but takes too long and only gets 2. I wish it had ended the match and by the sound of things, so do some of the crowd.

Rhodes hits the bulldog and that ties it up.

Dustin Rhodes wins fall 2 in 11:00.

Now they dawn the blindfolds. We’ll have a blindfold match this year as Chris Harris takes on James Storm. Thankfully, or maybe not, they will start out that way and not have to wrestle 2 falls first.

Tenay says the blindfolds are on and now the death match has begun. I feel dead already.

I know what you’re thinking; if you want to make a blindfold match awesome, add a ref ump. TNA also shares this philosophy. D’Amoore throws a chair in the ring and then he enters the ring. Bobby Roode hits him with the chair because he was too stupid to take off his hood, then Cassidy Riley comes out and things happen and Roode is pinned. So much for the cage being present to prevent interference.

Winner: Dustin Rhodes – 15:15
I’m just going to say it, whatever people see in Bobby Roode that pegs him for stardom I just don’t see it. Perhaps, that is TNA’s fault more than his own, but there you go.

Thumb Position: Down, too long and I never cared.

Impact: none, Rhodes was literally out of the promotion the next day due to legal issues. If TNA had known legal troubles were coming for Dustin maybe they would’ve had Roode go over.

Shane Douglas is interviewing Christopher Daniels backstage. He says that the title means more to him than XXX ever did and Elix Skipper enters the picture. He talks about Daniels using his adult voice and whatever.

Match 3: Xscape match – Shocker Vs. Chris Sabin Vs. Sonjay Dutt Vs. Matt Bentley

Shocker debuted at Destination X saving Sabin from a 3-on-1 attack from Chris Candido and the Naturals. Dutt was returning to the company at this show after being gone since January. Bentley was off of the prior month’s Destination X show.

Tenay and West dub over the original commentary in order to refer to Michael Shane as Matt Bentley.

Chris Sabin has been in this match every year of Lockdown’s existence including 2007 where he will defend the x-division title. The rules, eliminations occur by pinfall or submission until there are only 2 men left then it is escape the cage rules.

The match starts out with 2 men in the ring and guys tagging in and out. History says this won’t last.

Bentley and Shocker start the match out and work for a few minutes. You can tell who Dusty Rhodes is and isn’t a fan of in his booking and he was a Shocker fan.

The redone commentary dominates the sound so that it is hard to gage crowd heat in this match. It sounds like it did watching the first half hour of Pride 34 the other night. I did hear a “That was awesome” chant but am at a loss for as to why.

Bentley in with Sabin now and Bentley has been in with all 3 men thus far. I should mention that Trinity came out to the ring with Bentley for this match, I have a funny story about this and TNA’s stupidity but you’ll have to wait until next month to read it.

They do a 4-way submission spot, and it has broken down. It is like I have ESPN or something. Ok, that joke is old but sometimes I can’t resist.

We go through a series of nearfalls but nobody is able to pin anyone else. Sabin hits an Enzuguiri and then Sonjay goes up top. Dutt gets a nearfall but Bentley like an idiot breaks up the pin.

Shocker hits a kick and a twisting elbow and he gets the pin on Dutt.

Our first elimination is Sonjay Dutt via Shocker 10:56.

Now we’re down to Bentley, Shocker and Sabin.

Trinity decides that she’s got to have some fun as well, so she starts to climb the cage. Traci comes out to stop her but Trinity still makes it up and she hits a moonsault into the ring. Thank goodness the cage was there to prevent that interference. Sabin hits a cradle shock in the confusion and pins Bentley.

Our second Elimination is Matt Bentley via Sabin in 14:03.

They don’t do a lot of wrestling before they both start climbing out. The race is to hit the floor first and Shocker wins in a photo finish to win the match.

Winner: Shocker – 15:35
Shocker would move on to an X-division title match the next month.

Thumb Position: up, it isn’t a profound up or anything though.

Impact: Significant, this set up Shocker challenging for the X-title in may and also led to a Sabin-Michael Shane mini-feud that lasted a couple of months.

We now cut to Tenay and West. They talk about the injury to Chris Candido and show the replay of his leg injury. Tenay says it is almost Thiseman esk.

We go to a video package of Raven and Jeff Hardy. This feud started with Raven wanting to join forces with Hardy and that would’ve been the wackiest pairing ever.

Match 4: Tables Match – Raven Vs. Jeff Hardy

Jeff Hardy defeated Abyss at Destination X in a falls count anywhere match. Raven lost to Dustin Rhodes in a bull rope match on the same show.

Yes, we’ve got not just a cage match, not just a table match but it’s a table match inside a cage. TNA is the king of innovation Baby! They’re working on a remote controlled remote control as we speak.

We’ve got plunder all over inside the cage because nobody booking this is familiar with the concept of overkill.

I’m so concerned by what is happening in this match that I’m posting Smackdown spoilers to the blog. I know that one of them was busted open and that members of the New York Mets were shown in the audience. Another reason to be an Atlanta Braves fan I guess. Hardy sets up a table and puts Raven on it. Hardy then climbs up to the top of the cage, sets himself, jumps but Raven moves and Hardy goes splat. Crowd chants “Holy shit”, for the second time of the evening that I’ve detected.

Raven takes control after that and he uses a piece of broken table to attack the forehead of Jeff Hardy. The fact you can only win by using a table makes this a bit anticlimactic. What happens if they break all of the tables inside the cage without putting their opponent through one? I guess I’m not supposed to wonder such things, my apologies.

They tease leaving the cage but nothing comes of it. Then Hardy jumps off the top of the cage a second time and Raven gets his feet up. Yes, nobody in TNA is familiar with the concept of overkill. I guess since I mentioned that twice in this match neither am I.

Tables just seem to be coming out of thin air at this point. There are 2 double stacks of tables set up in the ring now. Maybe if TNA didn’t spend so much money on tables and poles and scaffolds and cages they’d be closer to making a profit? Na, I’m just saying things to have something to write.

Raven sets up those tables, but the hand of irony interjects and he ends up going through them himself.

Winner: Jeff Hardy – 14:01
It was fine for what it was I’m just not sure what it actually was in the end.

Thumb Position: Up, barely but it was ok.

Impact: minimal, this was to lead to a rematch at the next pay per view but Hardy no-showed and was gone from the company for 3 months.

We get a video package hyping up the Team Canada Vs. America’s Most Wanted match for the tag team titles. Yeah, this feud hasn’t lasted forever or anything.

Match 5: NWA World Tag Team Titles: America’s Most Wanted Vs. Team Canada (Petey Williams and Eric Young)

America’s Most Wanted lost along with 3Live Krew in an 8-man tag team match at Destination X to all members of Team Canada.

We got straps added to this match earlier by Dusty Rhodes just to complicate the complicated.

In an example of the more things change the more they stay the same, Team Canada is Eric Young and Petey Williams who seemed to be destined to be teamed up once again here shortly.

The match starts with AMW basically being split apart. A-1 who was on the outside for Team Canada keeps Chris Harris from entering the ring and every time he tries, he is just beaten down. While this is going on Team Canada double-team James Storm inside the ring. Harris finally whips A-1 into the steal and then the ring steps. This is enough to finally enter the ring and he starts to even the score against the Canadians. Full Nelson slam for Williams, and a spinebuster for Eric Young.

Team Canada takes back control including where Petey Williams put Harris in a sharp shooter and Young hit an elbow off the top. A spear from Harris gets AMW back in the match, powder gets involved, blinds Petey Williams who gives his own partner the Canadian Destroyer and that allows AMW to get the pin.

Winners: America’s Most Wanted – 15:10.
If you’ve seen 1 match between these teams you’ve seen them all, only this one was in a cage.

Thumb Position: Up, it was a fine match but I’m sick of seeing this pairing, unfortunately I’ve got a long way to go.

Impact: Minor, America’s Most Wanted lost the tag titles on the episode of iMPACT that aired on 4/30. The last image is Chris Candido holding the tag belts in celebration as the date of his birth and death were placed on the screen.

Now we get a video package for the X-division title match between Daniels and Elix Skipper. They show the XXX breakup and then they show Destination X where Daniels turned on Skipper in a 4-way that I’ve already covered, don’t make me do it again. At this point I need to switch discs. I should note that starting with the next PPV TNA discovered what duel layered DVDs are and from that point on they’ve been single disc releases thank heavens.

Match 6: NWA X-division Title – Christopher Daniels Vs. Elix Skipper

Christopher Daniels won the x-division title from AJ Styles at Destination X that also featured Ron Killings and Elix Skipper. Daniels pinned Skipper to eliminate him from that match.

I think those of us who have ever seen TNA remember the last time Skipper was inside the 6 sides of steel at Turning Point, you don’t forget the Cage-walk Rana especially when they show it over and over again in highlight packages.

The match starts out with that time-honored tradition among former tag partners to try different moves but have them foiled by the fact that your former partner knows what you’re trying to do.

In the early going, Skipper dominates the action. The announcers bring up Daniels saying in his promo that he was smarter than Skipper and then point out that Skipper’s early success is frustrating to the champ.

The match has turned in to a pretty straight wrestling match with no real use of the steel cage. Also, it hasn’t been your typical high-spot fest that X-division matches have become known for over the years.

The announcers reference the cage-walk Rana and how you’ll never see that again in TNA. Well, if Russo were booking this match, you can bet he would’ve tried.

Skipper does go to climb the cage, and he teases the move but Daniels cuts him off. Skipper does jump off the top and wipes out Daniels and the referee. He drapes his arm across the chest for a nearfall. Daniels goes for the Angels Wings, but Skipper tries the sudden death but that is reversed back in to the Angels Wings for the pin.

Winner: Christopher Daniels – 15:23
I thought this was ok but a bit under whelming.

Thumb Position: In the middle, it was fine but nothing outstanding.

Impact: Mild, this was just another defense for Daniels and Skipper would never be this high on the card in TNA again soon relegated to Diamonds in the Rough status.

We go backstage to Dusty Rhodes who will reveal the third man in Lethal Lockdown. He reveals a bleeped out name. This indicates that it is the Outlaw who’s name had to be censored. I think this ended up being funny due to the name being edited but I’m crazy that way.

All references are bleeped out in the video package, so I guess Billy Gunn has officially become a swearword. I know whenever I see him I want to swear…off wrestling for good.

Match 7: Wargames – Jeff Jarrett, Monty Brown and the Outlaw Vs. B.G. James, Diamond Dallas Page and Sean Waltman

Originally, this was to be Kevin Nash but B.G. took his place as Nash was suffering from a staff infection.

Monty Brown turned on DDP at Destination X costing him the title match against Jeff Jarrett. All of these men were involved in that match in 1 form or another.

We start out with Jeff Jarrett and Sean Waltman for 5 minutes. Then the Outlaw will enter and they alternate every 2 minutes.

You are allowed to bring any weapon you want into the cage. This would be a more effective stipulation had we not seen weapons in the Roode-Rhodes match, the Hardy-Raven match and in the AMW-Team Canada match.

We’ve got trashcan lids, chairs and everything else around the ringside area. Yeah, I said ringside because this wouldn’t be a Jeff Jarrett match without some crowd brawling and we’re getting some crowd brawling even in the 6 sides of steel.

The commentary is again over-dubbed and one thing about it is that when they over-dub the commentary it is hard for them to emote and pretend as though they are calling it live. It is like if the commentary team was made up of robots or Todd Grisciam.

The Outlaw…er…Kip James comes out at the end of the five-minute period and it is 2-on-1 against the face. Vince Russo take note, this is the way this should always work.

At the end of the 2-minute period, Waltman goes face first into a trashcan and DDP comes out to even the odds. DDP has with him a Kendo Stick cause that’s the best weapon to bring to a streetfight.

At the end of the next 2-minute period in comes Monty Brown. It occurs to me that given the collection of “talent” involved in this match, I should be thankful it is only a 6-man tag.

Jarrett now has the cane and is beating on DDP, and I can honestly say that I approve.

At the end of the 2-minute period, in comes B.G. James. The announcers treat this as a normal every-day occurrence even though this is supposed to be a surprise. Just another example of how the dubbing really hurts things. B.G. comes in and trashcan shots abound for both Jarrett and Monty. Rudy Charles is bumped because TNA still has not figured out what overkill is and we have a B.G. James and Kip James face-off. Just before it can break down, Sean Waltman breaks up the party. So sad to see DX fight like this.

Attempt at a Diamond Cutter by Page and it gets 2 before Kip James can break it up. B.G. James and DDP are taking turns doing not nice things to Monty Brown. He turns it around by using the move we’re not supposed to call the Pounce anymore to take them both out.

Team Jarrett seems to be in control and just as soon as I write this, Sean Waltman sneaks in and gets a roll-up for the pin.

Winners: Page, Waltman and James – 15:43.
A brief brawl after the match leads to words between B.G. and Kip James.

Thumb Position: Down, if you like lame weapons and brawling that nobody cares about then this match is for you, I’m not a fan though.

Impact: minimal, it ended this feud and all of these men moved off in to other things for a while. Though actually, Monty and Kip would team against DDP and Ron Killings at the next PPV.

A video package airs for the Styles Vs. Abyss feud. This match would result in the winner getting a title shot at the next PPV. This even though Abyss had already earned a title shot way back at Against All Odds, but we’re not supposed to remember that I suppose.

Match 8: AJ Styles Vs. Abyss

AJ Styles lost his X-division title to Christopher Daniels at Destination X while Abyss fell to Jeff Hardy in a falls count anywhere match.

AJ Styles gets things off to a flying start as Abyss is on his way to the ring Styles leaps out of the cage and goes on the attack. The crowd brawling here might have been a fresh thing had we not seen it in the prior match.

Styles dives into and over the fans a couple of times much to their enjoyment. He tries to be cute one too many times and lands on the concrete for his trouble. This means it is time for Abyss to dominate.

The crowd is quieted to the point I can point out 1 guy chanting: “AJ Styles, *clap clap, clap clap clap*”.

They’ve still not even entered the cage yet as Abyss continues the punishment on the outside.

Finally, the match gets back in to the cage and for a good while Abyss executes the beatdown so to speak.

AJ finally fights his way back in to the match and even though he’s a bloody mess he still manages to hit a German suplex on Abyss for a nearfall. Abyss sets him up for a chokeslam but Styles rolls him up for yet another count of 2.

A few seconds later AJ walks right into the Black Hole Slam of Abyss. This also only gets a count of 2, which is telegraphed by Don West saying that its over.

It is time for Abyss to make a mess of things by pouring his thumbtacks out in the ring. Abyss teases another Black Hole slam but AJ fights him off and teases knocking Abyss into the tacks. Abyss tries a powerbomb in the tacks but AJ fights it off and hits a Styles Clash into the tacks. That draws a few of the typical chants from the crowd and also draws just a 2 count. AJ starts to climb the cage but Abyss tosses the referee into the cage, which effectively bumps the ref and knocks AJ off of his perch.

Now Abyss wraps his chain around AJ’s neck and hangs him from the cage. AJ frees himself from the chain by biting Abyss’ fingers. AJ then uses a sunset flip powerbomb off of the cage and that plants Abyss in the tacks. Tenay blows that this is the finish by loudly yelling: “Count with us!” which is a pretty stupid thing to say at any point.

Winner: AJ Styles – 19:58.
This match ended up on more than a few “Best of” DVDs and in my opinion it is easy to see why.

Thumb Position: Up, I could watch these 2 men wrestle all day.

Impact: Profound, AJ would earn a title shot at Hard Justice against Jeff Jarrett as a result of this victory. This match would indirectly lead to about 4 months worth of PPV main events.
Overall Show Thoughts: When TNA announced this PPV a lot of people were weary of them pulling it off. Dusty Rhodes even shied away from taking credit for the idea. However, the show while not great was better than I and many others expected and I think that they would actually improve the formula for 2006, but that’s another review.

The Scoring:

Wrestling Quality: 6.5, a couple of duds but nothing was epically bad or anything.

Backstage Quality: 4, nothing great but nothing horrible but a 4 is a marked improvement from prior months.

Crowd Heat: 3.5, hard to gage at certain times or else it would’ve been higher.

Announcing: 5, it was ok but not spectacular which is a hallmark of this team.

Booking: 4, some of the gimmicks were overdone minimizing the impact of some of the stuff but none of the finishes were intelligence insulting or anything.

IMPACT Analysis: 3, the main event had an impact and the opener did but not in a way that should be celebrated.

Replay Factor: 2, while there’s not a lot of garbage on this show there is nothing that you really need to see besides the main event and that can be found elsewhere.

Average: 4.0, that is a lot better than some other shows have gotten and a lot better than this was expected to do.

Is it worth Buying the DVD?: Maybe, you can get this DVD in the TNA Anthology Epic set along with Victory Road 2004 and Turning Point 2004 for $19.99. Also some of the money from this DVD goes to a Chris Candido fund, so I can’t tell you not to buy it. However, the main event is available elsewhere so I can’t suggest it is an automatic purchase either. If you are a Candido fan though it might be worth it because it does contain his last appearance as he manages the Naturals to the tag team titles on the 04/30/2005 episode of Impact and a nice little tribute.

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Wednesday, March 28, 2007

TNA Notes and News

Yeah, you know you love it.

First you can meet Lance Hoyt and Latisha, See part of a lockdown match on House and ask Bill Banks some questions.

Oh, you bet there is more.



TNA announces its DVD line through July
Against All Odds seems to be missing from the release list, not that you or I care.

DVD releases already out also get a Plug

Team 3D are up to no good.

For your reading pleasure or pain, depending on your outlook Sting interview

Last and probably least, official preview for iMPACT have I mentioned how I'm looking forward to recapping this? I haven't, good didn't want to make that mistake.

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Monday, March 12, 2007

Main Event for Lockdown confirmed

According to Mike Johnson of PwInsider.com
the main event for the 4/15 PPV was confirmed at tonight's iMPACT tapings.

Click if you want to be spoiled.



The show will be headlined by a 10 man Lethal Lockdown (wargames style) match with Christian and Kurt Angle surving as team captains.

If I had to guess, I'd say that the teams will be:

Christian Cage, Scott Steiner, Tomko, AJ Styles and Abyss.
Vs.
Kurt Angle, Samoa Joe, Rhino, Sting and I have no idea. Ron Killings?

I expect another chapter in the LAX/3D feud for Lockdown, some sort of elimination X bout, Lynn Vs. Daniels Vs. Sabin and perhaps James Storm Vs. Chris Harris?

We shall see.

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Friday, February 02, 2007

TNA Newsbits: iMPACT next week, hallarious vote, Against All Odds card

I go to TNAWrestling.com so you don't have to, you can thank me with cash. Although theoretically, you will go there if you click these links, but send me cash anyway.


TNA Mobile Vote: Who is Christian's Consultant?
The choices are Goldberg, Brock Lesnar, Samoa Joe or someone else. Ooo, Oooo, I pick someone else!

Christy Hemme asks "What you believe in?" in her latest column
I believe that your current angle sucks.

Joe-Angle Vs. Christian-Styles, on next week's iMPACT

News on Chris Jericho, Lockdown, Radio appearances, and Next Don West Autograph Special

Projected lineup for Against All Odds

Sunday: 02/11/2007
Orlando Florida - Universal Studios
Pay Per View Broadcast Begins at 6:30 PM with Pregame telecast.

  1. Christian Cage Vs. Kurt Angle for the NWA World Heavyweight Title w/Samoa Joe as Unofficial enforcer.
  2. Prison yard match: Sting Vs. Abyss
  3. Italian Streetfight: Team 3D Vs. The Latin American Xchange
  4. Christy Hemme Vs. Mystery Opponent
  5. Mixed Tag: Petey Williams and Gail Kim Vs. James Storm and Ms. Tennessee
  6. X-division title: Jerry Lynn Vs. Chris Sabin
  7. Rhino Vs. AJ Styles
  8. Senshi Vs. Austin Starr


I'll be back with more TNA stuff later.

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Wednesday, January 24, 2007

TNA Wrestling's Lockdown comes to St. Louis

Read all about it
I have a love-hate relationship with the Orlando crowd. Sometimes, like when they tell tNA that an angle is stupid, see Jackass, they are great people. Most of the time, they try too hard to be an ECW like crowd and that is much less of a cool thing in 2007 than it was in 1996.

Watching Bound for Glory from Detroit, having the show in front of a larger audience makes a big difference. So I'm in favor of this announcement.

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