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London: Former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein is being tormented in jail by being forced to watch himself in the South Park animation series.
He is portrayed in the movie version of the cult cartoon as the Devil’s gay lover.
South Park, the cartoon series was banned in Iraq on its launch in 1999 for showing Saddam as a homosexual. The film featured him trying to take over the
world with Satan.
South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone revealed on Monday that Saddam was made to watch the movie 'repeatedly' by the US Marines guarding him.
"I have it on pretty good information from the Marines on detail in Iraq that they showed him the movie. That's really adding insult to injury. I bet thatmade him really happy," The Sun quoted Matt as saying while speaking at Edinburgh TV Festival.
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SONY ANIMATION UNVEILS MOVIE PLANS FOR NEXT YEAR
It was a broiling hot steaming August day in Miami, so to escape to a luxurious hotel on South Beach was quite a treat for a number of animation pros. It
was at this location that Sony Animation made public its theatrical film plans through 2008.
Formed in 2002, Sony Animation's latest effort was Monster House, which is still in making money at the box office. It brought in slightly over $3 million
as of last weekend, making it #10 on USA Today's Box Office Summary. It has grossed $63 million domestically since release. While this is a bit behind
much bigger box office draws as Cars, Over The Hedge and Ice Age 2, the execs at Sony apparently are pleased with the results so far. After all, Warners
The Ant Bully released a week later, has already dropped out of the top ten.
Anyway, Sony's plans for the next year plus call for three new feature films until the end of next year. All are CGI, and all with some interesting talent
attached to them. They are:
* Open Season - Opening This September.
Directed by Roger Allers (Lion King), Jill Culton (Monsters Inc.) and Anthony Stacchi (formerly with ILM), the film is about a domesticated grizzly bear
who attempts to go back to the wild. Comic Martin Lawrence voices Boog, the bear. Also in the voice cast are Ashton Kutcher and Debra Messing. Based on
a story by comic strip artist Steve Moore (In The Bleachers), who also is an executive producer.
* Surf?s Up! - Summer 2007
Tells the story of competitive penguin surfing, and one young bird's quest to become the new big kahuna. The film is directed by Ash Brannon (Toy Story
2 co-director) and Chris Buck (Tarzan), and features the voice work of Jeff Bridges, James Woods and Mario Cantone among others.
* Hotel Transylvania - 2008
Marks the theatrical debut of longtime TV director/creator Dave Feiss (Ren & Stimpy, Cow & Chicken), where he's joined by Stacchi. The film proposes that
the classic movie monsters of the past have gone into hiding from humanity in a properly dilapidated old hotel. Their security becomes threatened when
the hotel's owner passes away and the heir comes to stake his claim. No voice cast has been announced.
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Instead the premise is it Shaggy has an incredibly rich Uncle Albert. Said relation disappears, and names the unkempt meddling kid as his sole heir. So,
to paraphrase the now Bill Gates-rich young Mr. Shaggleford, 'Zoinks! We're like gaziillionaires Scoob!'"
But all can't be well for our heroes after all. It seems Uncle Albert had a particularly nasty adversary, your classic evil genius out to take over the
world named Dr. Phibes. It also appears the late Dr. Shaggleford was an inventive fool in his own right, and his clueless young heir is now in possession
of some very interesting nanotech. These busy little microrobots somehow get mixed in with our fave mutt's Scooby snacks, and before you know it the massive
mastiff develops some very interesting side effects. So our heroes have a new mission, armed with a massive new state-of-the-future Mystery Machine, a
loyal robot servant named Robi, and (I repeat) occasional appearances from Fred, Velma and Daphne, to stop the insidious villain named after a pair of
Vincent Price movies and save the world.
"Funny you mentioned that," Radomski acknowledges on the Price reference. "Dr. Phibes exterior lair is deco influenced and in the 13th episode we introduce
a Feline friend of Dr. Phibes. Ray DeLaurentis would need to confirm but I believe your assumption is correct. Dr. Phibes is Colonel Klink plus Dr. Evil
divided by Strangelove."
We here in the Corner are big fans of Scooby-Doo. But there is a point at even which we want to get off the ride. I think it may have come even before this series, but this doesn't help
Give me classic Scooby anyday and once Scrappy comes aboard that's when I want off.
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OAKLAND _ A few months ago, Raiders personnel executive Mike Lombardi confirmed Jeff George had called and asked for a tryout.
George got more than that Monday. He got a contract.
George, 38, was signed by the Raiders, a spokesman said. A nine-year veteran, George has not thrown a pass in an NFL regular-season game since 2001,
when he played for the Washington Redskins.
For the past four seasons, George has spent parts of seasons with the Seattle Seahawks (2002-03) and Chicago Bears (2004-05). He never played in a
game with either team, and in fact never suited up for the Bears.
An Oakland Raiders starter in 1997-98, George, completed 290 of 521 passes for 3,997 yards, 29 touchdowns and only nine interceptions.
The following season, George suffered a serious groin injury and was in and out of the lineup. At the behest of coach Jon Gruden, the Raiders opted
to default on a bonus payment for George and instead signed free agent Rich Gannon.
A Raiders spokesman said George would be made available after practice.
Where George fits in _ or if he fits in _ is a mystery.
Backup quarterback Andrew Walter, who missed the Lions game with a sore shoulder, said during Monday’s open locker room the injury was not serious
and he expected to play against Seattle.
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Article Via:The Raiders have signed veteran free agent quarterback Jeff George.
The Oakland Raiders have signed veteran free agent quarterback Jeff George, the team announced today. George, who entered the NFL as a first round draft
pick by the Indianapolis Colts in 1990, played for the Raiders from 1997-98. He threw for 3,917 yards and 29 touchdown passes in 1997.
The 6'4", 215-pounder out of Illinois played for the Colts from 1990-93, and the Atlanta Falcons from 1994-96, before joining the Silver and Black. After
leaving Oakland, George played in 12 games with 10 starts in 1999 with the Minnesota Vikings, spent 2000-01 with the Washington Redskins, and 2002-2003
with the Seattle Seahawks. He was with the Chicago Bears the past two seasons.
George has completed 2,298 of 3,967 pass attempts for 27,602 yards, 154 touchdowns and 113 interceptions during his professional career.
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Information On The October Bound For Glory Fanfest
News
August 28th, 2006 17:13
INFORMATION ON THE TNA FANFEST BEFORE "BOUND FOR GLORY"
Don’t miss a once in a lifetime chance to go one-on-one with the stars of TNA Wrestling.
The biggest names in professional wrestling will come face to face with fans at the 3rd Annual “Bound For Glory Fan InterAction” on Saturday, October 21,
at the Shenandoah Country Club in West Bloomfield, Michigan from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.
On the eve of TNA’s biggest pay-per-view event of the year, “Bound For Glory,” more than 30 stars will gather to sign autographs, take pictures, and get
up close and personal in exclusive Q&A sessions taking place throughout the afternoon.
Got a question or comment for your favorite TNA star? This is the chance to be heard.
InterAction will feature appearances by Rhino, Jeff Jarrett, Christian Cage, Team 3D, Samoa Joe, Petey Williams, AJ Styles, Christopher Daniels, Abyss,
America’s Most Wanted, The TNA Knockouts, Raven, The Naturals, Shane Douglas, LAX, The James Gang, Jerry Lynn, Chris Sabin, Senshi, Coach Scott D’Amore,
Don West, Mike Tenay, Showtime Eric Young, The Paparazzi, James Mitchell, Ron “The Truth” Killings, Bobby Roode, Sonjay Dutt, Brother Runt, Jay Lethal
and more, plus a few surprises.
Stay tuned to TNA, as more names will be announced in the coming weeks.
Tickets are $40 at www.tnawarestling.com or $50 at the door (if available). Tickets go on sale Friday, September 1. All tickets ordered in the first 48
hours will receive a $5 discount!
Doors will open at 10 a.m. for ticket pickup and merchandise sales. The autograph signings will begin at 11 a.m. and end at 3 p.m.
Don’t miss the biggest wrestling weekend of the year, Bound For Glory Fan InterAction on Saturday and the Bound for Glory Pay-Per-View live, Sunday night
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*Talent subject to change without notice
A PREVIEW OF THE UPCOMING “BEST OF THE X DIVISION VOL. 2” DVD
Coming October 31 is TNA’s “Best Of The X Division: Volume 2” DVD. This is a preview of the TNA Home Video release!
The no-limits stars of TNA’s X Division continue to revolutionize the sport of professional wrestling. With moves never before witnessed inside a ring,
these daredevils are among the most exciting athletes in all of sports. On this DVD, you’ll witness the best of X Division stars such as Samoa Joe, AJ
Styles, Christopher Daniels, Chris Sabin, Petey Williams and many more in some of the most action-packed bouts in TNA Wrestling history.
“The end of 2006 will feature perhaps the best lineup of new TNA DVDs that any wrestling fan could ask for,” said Bill Banks, who produces TNA’s home videos.
“With ‘Sting: Return Of An Icon’, ‘The Best Of The X Division, Volume 2’ and ‘TNA’s 50 Greatest Moments’ all hitting stores in October and November, we’re
certainly closing out the year with some tremendous releases”.
The following is a tentative lineup of all the matches featured on the upcoming four-hour DVD release:
- A look back at the near year-long war between Samoa Joe, AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels for the X Division Championship, including exclusive commentary
from each and match highlights from their epic battles!- Impact: Three-Way Match - Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams vs. Alex Shelley
- Impact: Three-Way Match - Christopher Daniels vs. Matt Bentley vs. Austin Aries
- Impact: Four-Way Match – Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams vs. Austin Aries vs. Alex Shelley
- Destination X: International X Showcase - Chris Sabin vs. Sonjay Dutt vs. Petey Williams vs. Puma
- Impact: AJ Styles vs. Jay Lethal
- Lockdown: Xscape Match - Chris Sabin vs. Petey Williams vs. Puma vs. Chase Stevens vs. Shark Boy vs. Elix Skipper
- Impact: World X Cup Match - Team USA (Sonjay Dutt & Alex Shelley) vs. Team Japan (Goto & Tanaka)
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- Impact: Chris Sabin, Jay Lethal, Sonjay Dutt vs. The Paparazzi and Petey Williams
All this and much more on the upcoming “The Best of the X Division: Volume 2” DVD!
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- Sting: Return Of An Icon – October 10
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Hey Karl:
I promised that not every email I sent you would be a gratuitous plug for my blog: oldcountrycorner.blogspot.com, and here’s me keeping my word.
A couple of weeks ago you and Ric did a profile on the Lord Humongous character. Well, this got the Old Country Caretaker thinking which is both never a
good thing and very rare, so we went back into the Old Country Archives and searched through singles of documents to find a character that had a similar
career path.
It should come as no surprise to you, that we found one.
So, I give you the history of the famous gimmick of Wimpus Maximus Minimum.
The character originally debuted in Ultimate Pro Youth Ohio University Reality Sports, known as UP YOURS Wrestling for short. He was ¼ of a wrestling stable
that was only known as that team we couldn’t think up a name for. He was a member of the group along with “flat on his back” Jay and a wrestler designed
to be a futuristic robot known as J.O.B.B.E.R. I said he was ¼ of the team but we’ve only got 3 wrestlers. This is because the promoter advertised 4 men
but was so cheap that he only hired 3. The other member was nicknamed the invisible man and still works today, commonly appearing disguised as an empty
seat at an ECW house show.
None of that is important to the story, just filling time. Did I mention that Wimpus Maximus Minimum was a masked wrestler? I didn’t, well he was and that
would be part of his exit from UP YOURS Wrestling.
You see, those in charge of UP YOURS Wrestling weren’t very smart. How dumb were they, even WCW didn’t hire them because of gross incompetence. Anyway one
night, a match was scheduled to take place between Minimum and another masked wrestler I.M. Uglay. However, the match would not take place as advertised
due to the fact that the promoters forgot that the same man played both characters. Even though the match never officially took place that didn’t stop
Kade Weller of the Pro Wrestling Star from giving the match six torches.
The character would bounce around to other territories in the United States including: “Fantastic American Grappling” out of San Francisco, the Future Unsanctioned
Central King’s Wrestling Promotion In Seattle Washington, and Big Intense Titanic Championship Hurting out of Little Rock Arkansas.
The character was never more than enhancement talent and I use the word talent loosely. His finisher was known as “All in a Day’s Work” and he did manage
to hit his finish in every match, unfortunately the move always resulted in his shoulders being pinned to the mat and the 3 count was a mere formality.
As time passed, the character finally was called overseas. It made its debut in the famous Japanese Company (Promotion Universal Spirit Success Yahoo~!)
Wrestling called “PUSSY Wrestling” for short. The rules in “PUSSY Wrestling” were a little different as losing was rewarded more than winning, losing matches
is how you earned titles and being beaten up every week earned you the support of the company’s fan base known as the “Pussy Patrol”.
So the biggest day of Wimpus Maximus Minimum’s career finally arrived. He was fighting for the title of “Top Pussy” after having lost 3,245 matches in a
row and becoming the company’s most over star. He would compete in a mask Vs. Hair match against the Native American Superstar Dances with Baldness. I
don’t have to tell you that the outcome was severely telegraphed in this match.
In the end Wimpus Maximus Minimum was victorious in defeat, losing the match and winning the title of “Top Pussy.”
He was unmasked for losing and proceeded to cut the following spirited promo.
“My big dream has been realized. I am now considered the world’s largest pussy. This means that I have accomplished all that I can in the ring. So now,
I must return to America to work on my new dream. I am going to start a website, so you can check me out on the web for I am Ric Gillespie of Canvas Chronicle.com!”
So there you have it the career of a man that will be known from this point forward as “top PUSSY” and the man who will always finish behind me in WWE Fantasy,
Ric Gillespie. Karl, I’m surprised that Ric never told you about his infamous wrestling career, but now that you know I don’t think you’re all that surprised.
Thanks to you both, and to Ric, when you brag about finishing first for a week of WWE Fantasy you might want to check and see that you didn’t actually finish
third. Then again claiming to win when you didn’t is one of the traits that make you “top PUSSY”
Take Care guys, thanks for the time, and thanks to Ric for being such a good sport and a PUSSY to boot.
This has been, Casey’s Old Country Corner.
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Las Vegas' Mandalay Bay Events Center plays host to tonight's pay-per-view. For the general public and the diehard fans, it's really a two-match show (but
that's nothing new with all of the added shows in 2006).
Everyone's made weight and there's little else to do but step into the Octagon. We'll, of course, be providing complete results of the show, but because
I'll be busy for the rest of the evening, they may not be posted until tomorrow.
Ricky D's analysis
When I originally came up with our three-way, I didn't realize how much writing this was going to contain, so in the hopes of making things a little easier
on the eyes and your attention spans, I've shortened up my end by a considerable margin:
Yushin Okami vs. Alan Belcher - Okami
Rob MacDonald vs. Eric Schafer - MacDonald
Cory Walmsley vs. David Heath - Walmsley, who is a sometime-pro-wrestler, as opposed to Heath, who isn't a wrestler, he's just shares the same name.
Wes Combs vs. Wilson Gouveia - Gouveia
Hermes Franca vs. Jamie Varner - Franca
Cheick Kongo vs. Christian Wellisch - "Awesome Kong"o. No special reason, I just wanted to use that nickname.
Nick Diaz vs. Josh Neer - Nothing against Neer, who's an awesome fighter, but I've got to go with Diaz.
Forrest Griffin vs. Stephan Bonnar - Has anyone had a more difficult fight to live up to?! I am really torn on this one, both on how good it will be and
the winner. I think it'll be an impressive fight, but nothing like the first, with Griffin taking the decision.
Chuck Liddell vs. Renato Sobral - Sobral's good, damn good, and probably holds the edge on the ground and in submissions. Liddell, though, is nearly impossible
to take down, even harder to keep there, and (if the last fight is any indication) looks to have a huge edge on their feet. I'm sorry, Sobe, but I'm looking
for Liddell to finish you (TKO or KO) in the third or fourth round.
UFC 62 preview
by Art Shimko
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Tonight is UFC 62 at the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas
featuring two main events: Chuck Liddell vs Renato "Babalu" Sobral for
the UFC Light Heavyweight Title and the long-awaited rematch between
Stephan Bonnar and Forrest Griffin, one that took a year-and-a-half to
book for some reason but nonetheless I am excited to see this and
Liddell/Sobral as I feel both will be pure battles.
As cliché as this will sound I am going for Liddell as the winner of his
fight tonight against Babalu which is not to say that Babalu's a hack as
I expect this fight to go the distance or at least close to it, plus
he's won his last 10 fights after losing to Liddell at UFC 40, there's a
chance of him winning and as you know anything can happen in a real
fight. Babalu seemed very confident on this week's "All Access" special
on Spike and confidence is half the battle, the other is making sure he
doesn't slip on the mat and eat a vicious punch or kick by Liddell.
In one of the most highly anticipated rematches in UFC, Bonnar and
Griffin will deliver in their quest to each get a win but most
importantly scrap it out in the octagon like two pit bulls who've been
locked up in a cage with a slab of raw meat dangling on the outside thus
elevating their hunger to a dangerous level. Griffin is coming off a
loss to Tito Ortiz in a bout that many thought he should've got the
winning decision and since that battle with Bonnar last April has had
victories at UFC 53 and 55. Bonnar has been fighting mostly on Ultimate
Fight Night shows and won three fights after Griffin with his last win
against Keith Jardine feeling a bit suspect to some people. Bonnar lost
his last fight against Rashad Evans and didn't look so good, it was as
if he just wasn't into it, that or he didn't have a game plan against
Evans. Anyway, this fight is quite the hyped little deal and whether it
lives up to the hype or not you can rest assured that these two will try
their damnedest to have a hell of a fight. My prediction is that Bonnar
will avenge his loss against Griffin tonight.
The rest of the fighters I am not familiar with so I will go by fight
records which may not the most reliable method to go by but it's all I
have as a source so these predictions will be short and sweet.
- Josh Neer Vs. Nick Diaz: winner - Neer
- Cheick Kongo Vs. Christian Wellisch: winner - Kongo
- Hermes Franca Vs. Jamie Varner: winner - Franca
- Wes Combs Vs. Wilson Gouveia: winner - Combs
- Cory Walmsley Vs. David Heath: winner - Walmsley
- Rob MacDonald Vs. Eric Schafer: winner - Schafer
- Yushin Okami Vs. Alan Belcher: winner - Okami
So we'll see how my predictions pan out but one thing's for sure and
that I'm looking forward to this PPV more than any recent WWE or TNA
PPV, it should be an exciting one, particularly the main events and I
hope that the early fights are decent as well.
UFC 62 Preview:
Well, its time for UFC 62. I’m going to admit that compared to my prognosticating companions I am uninformed when it comes to fighters, fighting styles and just plain fighting. I also don’t know as much about being a pussy as Ric does but I still feel that qualifies me to call him one. So, I used several non-scientific methods to predict the outcome of these bouts. Enjoy!
Dark Matches:
Yushin Okami “bless you”
Vs.
Alan Belcher “Yes, I know and it got old quickly”
Magic Eight ball says: “Hey, what the!? How’d you like it if I woke you up by shaking you without warning? You need to learn some respect, ever heard of a telephone call? An alarm clock, I don’t work on your time pal! Just for that, I’m not going to answer this question and you had it coming.”
Prediction: The guy who sneezes over the guy who belches.
Cory “warm” Walmsley
Vs.
David Heath “Bar”
Magic Eight ball says: All this shaking is making me dizzy.
Prediction: Corey Walmsley (I don’t trust anyone that shares a name with Gangrel)
Wes “Sherlock” Combs
Vs.
Wilson “Wilson Wilson” Gouveia
Magic eight ball says: “Why do people always ask me questions? What do I look like a magic eight ball?”
Prediction: Gouveia (I liked him on Home Improvement)
Eric Schafer “back”
Vs.
Rob McDonald “E, I, E, I, O”
The magic eight ball says: “Ric is gay”. Hey, I didn’t know that was a possible answer.
Prediction: Rob McDonald (he needs this one for the farm!)
The Main Card:
Jamie “Varnerlei Silva?” Varner
Vs.
Hermes “don’t call him Herpes, you learn after the third or forth time” Franca
Ah, light weights. If they were any lighter, they’d just be weights.
We’re going to once again consult the eight ball that served us so well during the dark matches.
“Oh magic eight ball, will it be Jamie?” (shakes ball) … “Ask again later”.
“Oh Magic eight ball, will Varner be victorious?” (Shakes ball) … “Ask again later”
“Oh Magic eight ball will Hermes be the winner?” (shakes ball) … “Ask again later”.
“Oh Magic eight ball, tell me does Franca win the fight? (shakes ball) … “Ask again later”.
I regret to inform you that the magic eight ball mysteriously jumped really hard up against the wall, almost as though the hand of God came down and flung it that direction. Hmm, well it’s an unsolvable mystery so we’ll close the case right now.
I think that I will have to predict the fight myself. I think that to figure out who will win this fight, the task will be much simpler once the fight has reached its conclusion.
Prediction 1: Nobody laughs at that line.
Prediction 2: Hermes Franca (I just like the name better)
Christian Wellisch “e hot?”
Vs.
Cheick “Conga Conga” Kongo
We’re still using the magic eight ball. It might not be working so well after I tossed (Uh, I mean it mysteriously was hurled, but clearly not by me) in to the wall after the incident with the last fight but we’ll give it a shot.
“Oh Magic eight ball, will Kongo be victorious?”
*shakes ball: “abwrivuftfygjhfvbzcgripfuiyreriwueyrois”
I think the eight ball has spoken.
Prediction: I believe the eight ball has made it abundantly clear weren’t you reading? (we'll take Congo)
Forrest “call me Gump just one more time and…hey, calling me Peter isn’t any funnier” Griffin
Vs.
Stephan “Its not enough to be a Psycho, I’ve got to be an American Psycho” Bonner
First thought, gees these nicknames are long, hopefully Bruce Buffer can shorten them or this show will be dominated by ring introductions.
Here’s the deal, I don’t expect that this fight will be as exciting as the first. Those are high standards to live up to and even if they can do it, it is far more likely that if expectations are that high that they won’t be met and disappointment will reign.
I do think this fight will be very good. There is just something about these 2, they go together. Kind of like: Ice Cream and a Giant inferno, Ranch dressing and motor oil, you know, things that you just can’t imagine ever not being linked together.
Oh yeah, the fight. Well, Griffin barely lost to Tito Ortiz his last time out but Bonner hasn’t looked like anything special in his last couple of fights. I think Stephan is just bound to lose again.
Prediction: Griffin (and I don’t think it goes the distance)
Nick “The Replacement” Diaz
Vs.
Josh Neer (…far, Neer…far, Neer…far, Neer…far)
Here is what I know about this fight, from research I have done. (that might be the funniest joke I’ve made all day) Diaz has lost the last 3 fights I’ve seen him in, and Neer has lost the last fight I’ve seen him in. I’m certain they both can’t keep those streaks going.
Josh Neer is supposedly called the dentist because after being knocked out by him some fighters needed dental work. Well, in that case if the name is supposed to be inspired from real life, my nickname for Gillespie is “doormat”.
So, here is my super-duper megascientific, so awesomely scientific analysis that we have to put the word mega in front of it as a warning of its power. Uh, what was I talking about again? Oh yeah, the thing where they fight. Ok, here goes, I am going to predict Josh Neer wins because I love Nick Diaz but would love him a little less if he started winning these fights.
Prediction: If you couldn’t figure it out from the above paragraph, I’m not repeating it for you.
Renato “Babalu, Babalu, Babalu, Babaluya, Praise ye the Lord~!” Sobral
Vs.
Chuck “If I give him a stupid nickname he’ll probably kill me and I’d much rather he kill Ric” Liddell
You know my initial thought on this fight is that Liddell is pretty good. Now just hear me out, I think he’s so good, that should they ever decide to have a champion in the Light Heavyweight Division it should totally be him.
“Babaluya” has won like his last 10 fights in a row or something and 10 is a good round number. I remember being entertained by his last fight, at least I think it was him, he also fights under the name Diego Sanchez right?
For my most awesome analysis, Sobral can win this fight. He also can lose this fight. The key in predicting the eventual outcome will be trying to decide which one of those things will actually happen. I tried using the magic eight ball again but it just shouted a string of profanities back at me, I think its broken.
An upset wouldn’t shock me but I’m not going to pick it. It’s just too bad that we’re probably not going to see Wanderlei Silva “fuck chuck” at a later date after all.
Prediction: Liddell, (if he were champion, he’d retain, UFC really needs to hurry and create a title for this division)
Best fight: Griffin/Bonner, I expect the crowd to be most into this one.
Closing comment: The show looks good on paper, but that’s probably due to the smiley face I drew next to each fighter’s name. It looks like a 2 fight show with Nick Diaz providing entertainment simply by being Nick Diaz.
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According to promotional videos sent to cable and satellite affiliates, the plan for the 10/8 WWE Smackdown No Mercy PPV main event is WWE World champion King Booker vs. Batista in a Summerslam rematch. The PPV will be held in Raleigh, North Carolina with tickets going on sale tomorrow.
Labels: No Mercy, No Mercy 2006, Pro Wrestling News, WWE
Labels: Audio Shows, Lance Storm
Labels: Kurt Angle, Pro Wrestling News, WWE
PS: I see no need to delve deeper into my opinion on TNA, since it's always been the same. Yes, TNA may often present better matches than WWE (although
that definitely wasn't the case on this show), but I couldn't care any less about most of what TNA features, nor does it sell to the masses, because every
other aspect of the product is amateurish in nature.
Labels: iMPACT, OCC Opinion, OCC Television Coverage, TNA
The Oakland Raiders have had one heck of an August so far. They come into tonight's game against Detroit 3-0 in the preseason. There have been no major
injuries. And phase one of the Jerry Porter Project has gone perfectly.
Since the man himself has participated in just a handful of plays this summer, a reintroduction may be in order. Porter is the Raiders' longest-tenured
wide receiver, dating back to the days of Chuckie faces and winning records.
He also is the rightful heir to the storied succession of Raiders who have straddled the line that indicates where a player becomes more trouble than he
is worth. During his time with the team, Porter has popped off when common sense called for introspection. He has identified "m" and "e" as his two favorite
letters in "team." While productive, his walk has fallen short of his talk.
In short, he is the embodiment of the way things have gone in Oakland the past few years.
Whereas new/old Raiders coach Art Shell is the embodiment of the way things once were in Oakland, when being a Raider was about more than posing and jumping
offside (occasionally at the same time). Shell's mission statement is no easy task: Introduce discipline to the undisciplined, apply urgency to the unmotivated,
and coax enough will and want-to out of these players to see if they are underachievers (as has been suggested), or simply unusable parts.
Thus, it was inevitable Shell and Porter would eventually find themselves nose-to-nose. It didn't take long -- their first meeting last spring ended with
the player being ordered from the coach's office.
Now it could have been that Shell had just finished watching the film from last season's game at Kansas City. Or that Porter walked into the meeting wearing
a Franco Harris Fan Club T-shirt. A more likely scenario is that both men understood who they were, what they stood for, and the sheer unworkability of
their arranged professional marriage.
It's like that in football. And in business. And in the military. And on the middle-school playground. A new alpha male shows up, bent on changing the culture.
He identifies the one guy who represents his biggest obstacle to that end. And he commences making an example of the poor fellow.
As we mentioned, mission accomplished. True, Shell's hair-trigger temper in that first meeting smells of premeditation. Yes, the calf injury Porter has
claimed throughout camp smacks of, "Back atcha." The more important aspect to this dynamic is that Shell has sent a message to the rest of the team:
It could happen to you, too.
Why has he done this? One, because it needed to be done. And two, because he can. Shell (a) is a former Raider, (b) is a Hall of Famer, and (c) was introduced
at his Hall of Fame induction by team owner Al Davis. Bill Callahan and Norv Turner, who were routed by the inmates while Davis sat by more or less passively,
would have killed for that kind of cache.
Shell has it, and he is putting it to work. For one thing, Raiders who make mental mistakes in practice now find themselves running laps afterward. Does
this mean the team now can shred the "Dumbest Team in America" letterhead that Callahan left behind? Not necessarily. But at least Shell is trying a new
and proactive strategy.
It just can't end with phase one, is all. To make this thing truly resonate, the Raiders need to send Porter packing.
But phase two will be tricky. For starters, it would be a good idea to get him on the field to showcase him, starting tonight. That means Porter has to
be ceded back some control in this situation. He has to pronounce himself fit for duty (the calf can be such a tricky muscle). Then Shell has to run some
offense his way.
Here's the biggie -- Davis is going to have drop his demand that Porter return the $4 million bonus he received when he signed his most recent contract.
Current estimates project that happening the day Davis introduces the team's new mauve-on-green-on-polka dot jerseys.
It has been reported that the Raiders already have received trade offers from teams interested in Porter -- all of which they have declined. So it could
be they not only will have to write off the $4 million as Porter's lovely parting gift but lower their asking price as well.
That's not immediately gratifying, but it's the way to go. They have an intriguing stable of potential replacements in Doug Gabriel, Alvis Whitted and (should
he ever healthy up) Ronald Curry. Plus, keeping Porter around as a dead player walking invites the kind of polarizing Marcus Allen situation that sullied
Shell's first go-round as coach of the team.
Better to let him go somewhere else to see what kind of greatness awaits him. The Raiders already know how that one turns out.
Labels: NFL, Oakland Raiders
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